Cold remedies please....

wierd ellipsis

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!

manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:

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Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

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As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

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Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

wierd ellipsis

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JP thinks it's a tad elaborate but if I use one on the end of a sentence, I add a space and a full stop :happy:

He's rubbish at ellipses anyway.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by manker

Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

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As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.

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She often has trouble doing the buttons up on her blouse. So she may have a little trouble.

Unless the blouse thing is intentional :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

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Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

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Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

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Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

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Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.

Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.

Pay the poor thing more, you tight bastard. She needs new clothes. :angry:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by manker

Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

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Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.

Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.

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well manker pays her wages

No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:

another reason why you won't fire her, she costs nowt :rolleyes:


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