Spider season

I get really odd looking spiders in here, think they crawl in from across teh field.
They don't really bother me so much, but I'm shit scared of moths. :blushing:

A few years back, one of me pals tried killing a spider with a can of Natrel deodorant. He sprayed it so much it turned white and stuck to the floor so he went orf to work thinking it was dead. A few hours later his girlyfriend came home n called him in tears saying there was a huge fuzzy white speedy running about the house. :glag:

There's some funny littles ones around as well with longer legs at the front than at the back.

There's one living above the bath and every time I take a shower it comes running towards the shower head :lol:

So I always slash a couple of drops on it so it goes back to its corner. Stupid spider

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

So I always slash a couple of drops on it

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eeew, deerty beetch. :pinch:

I get red ones with green legs, had a few jumping ones, even had one that ate its own leg when trapped under a glass. :ermm:

we dont get big spiders here in embra. moths are cunts. fact.

Moths wouldn't be so bad if they didn't try to rape your head everytime ya get close to them. Fact.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm shit scared of moths. :blushing:

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fact.

also wasps, hedgehogs, and streaks of spilled coke on the freezer door which supposedly resemble a snake:pinch:

Harshness indeedness, but you forgot about the daddy long legs. :happy: :pinch:

I meant splash obviouslymente

pft, i'm more inclined to believe the first version. :lol:

Cheese is scared of moths. He screams like a girl, or Ned Flanders, when there is one in the room.

Cheese, until you tell me why I can't switch on my fecking pc I am going to continue to sully your good name.