The Rap Disses

look opivy - what kind of name is that?
its so uncreative i'll pull out my gat - and blast ya at
yeah i wrote 24 verses - can you compare wit that?
i didnt think so bitch, so shut yo big fat
ugly mouth, breath smells like shiat
and yeah its like this and like this and like that
you motherfucker who gets no pussy cuz youre a wussy like a cat
yeah dont try ta fight back - youre worthless like a rat
scum of the earth - parents raised a little brat
and your entire value's less than the louse from yo hat
so fuck you bitch, better not tell me where youre hidin at.

edit: have :ph34r:

come on boys - dont spam the thread
write some silly-ass rhymes and shitty disses instead
its all good-hearted and a bunch of fun
even when i say shut up and pull out my gun
so dont feel threatened just cuz im the best
it may seem overwhelming like a final exam test
to try and catch up to my level of rhymes
you got a head-start but i've lapped you three times
i came from the bottom now im at the top
im a champagne bottle thats ready to pop
ahh who am i kiddin, i was always number one
you tried to cheat to get ahead, but i still won
now dont feel embarrassed, no need to hang your head in shame
just cuz youre comin last place in this forum rap game
and when i pass the finish line i'll take a victory lap
i might pass you again, but now youre used to that
you might feel really bad when everybody else claps
hey, at least you got a boyfriend, so cheer up, chap
and please dont try to trip me it wont help you out
i'll leave you some of my champion cake, so stop whinin, dont shout
dont be a sore loser like a baby and pout
but youre used to bein left out and winnin's what i'm all about
so dont worry bitches - its all good
don't try ta mess or i'll relieve yo stress
i'm tha king of this forum neighborhood.

s'right. :P

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Originally posted by Z@28 May 2003 - 22:47
come on boys - dont spam the thread
write some silly-ass rhymes and shitty disses instead
its all good-hearted and a bunch of fun
even when i say shut up and pull out my gun
so dont feel threatened just cuz im the best
it may seem overwhelming like a final exam test
to try and catch up to my level of rhymes
you got a head-start but i've lapped you three times
i came from the bottom now im at the top
im a champagne bottle thats ready to pop
ahh who am i kiddin, i was always number one
you tried to cheat to get ahead, but i still won
now dont feel embarrassed, no need to hang your head in shame
just cuz youre comin last place in this forum rap game
and when i pass the finish line i'll take a victory lap
i might pass you again, but now youre used to that
you might feel really bad when everybody else claps
hey, at least you got a boyfriend, so cheer up, chap
and please dont try to trip me it wont help you out
i'll leave you some of my champion cake, so stop whinin, dont shout
dont be a sore loser like a baby and pout
but youre used to bein left out and winnin's what i'm all about
so dont worry bitches - its all good
don't try ta mess or i'll relieve yo stress
i'm tha king of this forum neighborhood.

s'right. :P

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and then he woke up........................

McProjectile


put em up cause im comin' atchu
like a pack of Iraqies attackin a Saddam statue
thanks for the battle dude
my rymes meet and surpass you
im a mc and a thug too
and u dont like your attitude
so i put one in yo dome
and one in yo bladder dude
check the altitude
cause im high as hell
id finish you off now
but id rather give ya hell
everybody say...
hey hoe
yeah you fake ho
i break hoes like you
like i break eggs for breakfast
i kick yo ass wit one fist
or a swift kick
and in the other hand
i got the mic gripped tight
i bitch smack you up wit it
if you dont act right
goodnight
as far as im concerned this battle is over
goodluck fuck it you need more than a four lear clover

look garret - i'll flood you wit lead like you got no levy
cuz once you anger me you better have the riot gear ready
you cant touch me cuz my gunshots are more steady
my shotgun shots'll make you go heavy
you'll fall ta tha gound like an anvil took you down
you betta recognize when you step into my part of town
and its not like what comes around goes around
cuz once im done wit you you wont make a fuckin sound
like in outer-space - you suck dick like a vacuum
and if you take one more step - click click - you'll go BOOM!
dont try ta respond - your rhymes are so outta tune
make one more post on this board and i'll smoke you like fumes. :ph34r:

look scribblec - youre scared as fuck
your face is in the headlights of a speeding mack truck
dont worry, next time you wont get no luck
once youre hit i'll fuck yo bitch then pimp her for a buck.
look son, you cant be dissin
you ran away from home, think youre tough, now your moms callin you missin
fuck you - dont try to fuck me
my bullets'll swarm you like a pack of killer bees
i'll smoke you - just like i smoke trees
then you'll be down on your knees beggin "Please, King, please!"

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Originally posted by scribblec+28 May 2003 - 18:42--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scribblec @ 28 May 2003 - 18:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Z@28 May 2003 - 22:47
come on boys - dont spam the thread
write some silly-ass rhymes and shitty disses instead
its all good-hearted and a bunch of fun
even when i say shut up and pull out my gun
so dont feel threatened just cuz im the best
it may seem overwhelming like a final exam test
to try and catch up to my level of rhymes
you got a head-start but i&#39;ve lapped you three times
i came from the bottom now im at the top
im a champagne bottle thats ready to pop
ahh who am i kiddin, i was always number one
you tried to cheat to get ahead, but i still won
now dont feel embarrassed, no need to hang your head in shame
just cuz youre comin last place in this forum rap game
and when i pass the finish line i&#39;ll take a victory lap
i might pass you again, but now youre used to that
you might feel really bad when everybody else claps
hey, at least you got a boyfriend, so cheer up, chap
and please dont try to trip me it wont help you out
i&#39;ll leave you some of my champion cake, so stop whinin, dont shout
dont be a sore loser like a baby and pout
but youre used to bein left out and winnin&#39;s what i&#39;m all about
so dont worry bitches - its all good
don&#39;t try ta mess or i&#39;ll relieve yo stress
i&#39;m tha king of this forum neighborhood.

s&#39;right. :P

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and then he woke up........................ [/b][/quote]
i was already awake - i pinched myself just to test it
dont make silly quotes - you think youre the best shit
well guess what - for this battle you aint fit
so hold up - or your panties you might shit.
yeah im so right and im so fuckin sure
for my destuction of you, there is no cure
when you hit the ground, your life&#39;ll flash in a blur
then you&#39;ll be silent, and no more will you stir.

edit: muh&#39;fucka&#33; :w00t:

my verses are almost thirty
my curses are fuckin dirty
dont ever think you&#39;s hot
cuz buddy you tried and fought
and you lost like a girl
i shot you down in a twirl
just like a patriot missile
then you started to sizzle
before you had time to thought
"OH SHIT&#33; nothin i got"
i slammed you down wit tha rock
like into a birds&#39; flock
through a fuckin jet engine
and im already retired - im livin off pension
i got no more tension
cuz no competition you bring freshin
you guys are all done - youre fuckin burnt out
so fuck this battle - youre shit, and im out.

edit: for now. :lol:

you&#39;s a fright - you shit yo pants and it smeared
you left all alone after my deadly dust cleared
after my rhyme-storm, you&#39;ll be left hard of heared
i&#39;ll cut you up, go down the drain, like the stubble from my beard.

:D

edit: #30&#33; whos next? :lol:

infamousalbo&#39;s a gay-ass bitch.

ne1 wanna continue on this? :lol: