I'm both flattered and unsettled that you thought of me while cracking one out.
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I'm both flattered and unsettled that you thought of me while cracking one out.
Ah yes, that I've just stepped on a rake in the tall grass feeling, I know it well....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There are however other things to do in life to relax than rub one out, so although you can feel flattered, you shouldn't feel flattered in THAT way.
Fair cop though...... :glag:
I can see it now; his eyes locked with Lanthanum across a crowded lab. He had been unhappy in his relationship with Cereum for quite some time, and now with his electric bolt of 'chemistry' (pinky in corner of mouth smiley) he realises there is no other for him. He must have her. He must find out her name....she WILL be his.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI can totally see him anthropomorphising his favourite lanthanide and getting married in some kind of mentalist civil ceremony in Arkansas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You were almost there, you just needed to finish the thought. How about a little Mexican girl who constantly wanders around and nobody would notice is missing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Clearly benzene since I prefer them flat.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI can see it now; his eyes locked with Lanthanum across a crowded lab. He had been unhappy in his relationship with Cereum for quite some time, and now with his electric bolt of 'chemistry' (pinky in corner of mouth smiley) he realises there is no other for him. He must have her. He must find out her name....she WILL be his.....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Note to self: It's not bad parenting if they are "exploring". :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Exploring my genital regionQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
My wife says she's especially creeped out by that comment since, "Her daughter has that same pic on her jammies"...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm watching you, Macky. :ermm:
It'll only be creepy if I ask what part of her body the picture covers. Tell her not to worry, as she's safe for another 8 years at least. I could at least be in jail or dead by then, so it's not totally hopeless. Your son, though, I'll come for earlier. I don't have any appropriate pictures to append to the ominous suggestion.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMy wife says she's especially creeped out by that comment since, "Her daughter has that same pic on her jammies"...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm watching you, Macky. :ermm:
:d