Sheds.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You people post like two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist. :mellow:

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Whilst you post like an indocrinated lapdog :P

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You people post like two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist. :mellow:

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Whilst you post like an indocrinated lapdog :P

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There are worse places to be than Squeam's lap. :happy:

Like, say for instance, one of your threads... :yup:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

There are worse places to be than Squeam's lap. :happy:

Like, say for instance, one of your threads... :yup:

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Which begs the question of what the fuck are you doing here then?

I have a room. It's called the room. I go there. It's fucking fan-tastic.

True story.

It's so good that all of the music I want to blast at people in my family doesn't need to be blasted cos it's only me. So I don't bother myself.

I sit and I think about all of the music I might blast at them. Then I go into the living room and I tell them all about the music I would like to blast at them. They don't believe me cos I've squidged their grey matter from the get-go and they're fucked from day one anyway.

So I pollute their minds with threats about culture, knowing all the while, that all cognizant matter will inevitably worship at the twin temples of Morrissey and Cohen.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You people post like two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist. :mellow:

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There are just not enough jokes based on the coefficient of linearity.

Two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist walk into a bar...*

Never mind, you've probably already heard it. :sadwalk:

*Or, feel free to work it into gold. :sly:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

A misandrist, a lab geek, an accountant, and a misogynist walk into a bar...*
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Fixed.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist walk into a bar...*

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The bartender turns to reject and says, "sorry we don't serve your kind here". Then all the nerds get laid.

It's not funny, but I'm not complaining.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

There are worse places to be than Squeam's lap. :happy:

Like, say for instance, one of your threads... :yup:

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A gilded cage is a cage nonetheless :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist walk into a bar...*

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The bartender turns to reject and says, "sorry we don't serve your kind here". Then all the nerds get laid.

It's not funny, but I'm not complaining.

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Yup, I'm happy with that.

Well I'm not.
I don't care if it is a mental construct. I want to get laid too.