lol . he is cute :D
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lol . he is cute :D
paedo :dabs:
someone should add that word geptard here
http://add.urbandictionary.com/defin...p?word=geptard
:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
then every father must be a paedo too
wtf :eyebrows:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...t+poo-poo+head
how so?Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
then every father must be a paedo too
its complicated :pinch:
I'm sorta going over to my sweetums the day after valentine's.. Was wondering, I've got the loik sweetie thingy that I bought her a while ago, but what could go with it? I mean, what should I write on a nicely heart-shaped cut piece of paper or something? Help would be appreciated.. :)
in an honest way , or just big lies in pink font ?
Your love is so strong
It leaves me defenceless
I want to take you to bed
and roger you senseless
^ :glag:
But nah I need something real sweet that will knock her out (in the good way).
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cr...ardasarock.jpg
+ that card would be perfect
Hey bro get over yourself, there are worst things that can happen, get over yourself, life goes on, so wait that you are in your 30's, 40's then talk, right now you are a baby, I wish I was 19 again lol, so much drama lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
I'd rather something less sexual and more sensual....
I bought her a beautiful little book, about half the size of a matchbox. every page says one reason why I love her. I took it, put it in a red cardboard box, with cotton in it, and neatly packaged it.
the pity of the whole matter is, I dont have an address to send it to... so I ll keep it with myself forever :P. she aint gettin nuthin
:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by deepee
happy valentine you all
lol fagQuote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
sent her a neat e-card ;) . yippeee
^^^
good on you i will be delivering perhaps a couple of hundred of them tomorrow:yup:
Naff ooff she's important to me that's what matters... I ain't some sex-freak running wild to try fuck everything moving.. I actually have a really good relationship with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa;
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
lol fag
^ True. But I still am not the type of person to look first for sex then the relationship.. I wanna make people feel good first, then move on to phase 2.
fag.
I think you'll find that my poem will meet all your requirements.
It will make her laugh, it will make her blush, it will make her feel good about herself, it will make her feel sexy, and it will get you your end away :smilie4:
There's a sadder story behind it though.. I won't go joking about sex with her for a personal reason.. At least not yet.. That's mainly why.
^ That reason isn't to do with me neither. It's something about her.
Don't worry about making people feel good.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Just concentrate on getting your hand up her burka, or whatever girls wear these days in Israel.
It's all about priorities :smilie4:
Burka? :lol: Israeli girls are hawt.. Fact.. They wear G-strings and co. just like all other slutty girls round the world these days :)
And I just ain't that type of guy I guess.
Having just re-read my post, there ain't no reason why a girl wearing a burka couldn't wear a G-string too :mellow:
Lying here with you
Listening to the rain
Smiling just to see the smile upon your face
These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive
These are the moments I'll remember all my life
I found all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more
Looking in your eyes
Seeing all I need
Everything you are is everything to me
These are the moments
I know heaven must exist
These are the moments I know all I need is this
I have all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more
I could not ask for more than this time together
I could not ask for more than this time with you
Every prayer has been answered
Every dream I have's come true
And right here in this moment is right where I'm meant to be
Here with you here with me
These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive
These are the moments I'll remember all my life
I've got all I've waited for
And I could not ask for more
is that enough for you tralalalalalalllalala ?
Did you just come up with that off the top of your head?
Only seems like a few years ago that they were all picking poppies in the blazing heat with huge black burkas hiding their finer features. Guess the allied invasion did some good after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Bet you don't hate America now :smilie4:
Back on-topic tho'. Tell her she doesn't love you unless she opens up her lady-garden at least three times a week. More the week before her period - to see you through, like.
That's what we do in the western world.
O Hai Edwin McCain...
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...25694B00272DCD
jeez , that guy eddwin mccain is fast :dabs:
Manker.. You're a total twat, how do women come on to you anyways? :lol:
:glag: orsumQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa;
I'm pretty rich so I buy them from third world countries like Canadia and Turkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
manker , you are married .. right ?
Most definitely not.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
Was it my misogynistic posts that made you think otherwise.