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For His purpose. I don't know the answer to that. The bible doesn't say that I know of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Try to do good things. Give me some invites or donate some cash 2 me god will bless you :)
God doesn't want you in heaven..
The creator of this world is Satan, xfrodobagginsx, you see; clever the scribes who got you to believe a few badly translated verses.
Only one disciple actually made it to Heaven; his name was Thomas. The reason he, Thomas, made it was simply because he used his brain (intellect) the gift that our Father gave him, rather than rely on blind faith
For all your information.. Heaven is closed until the end of this
Era, ( only 5 years to go) after which time, only a select number of so called "Buddhists will be allowed entry..along with a few Chimpanzees. The Way To Go..is a small valley in South America..and we will be waiting there for you. You must be there by at the latest, half way through October .
One more thing, Heaven is physically located here on Earth ...and I know exactly where, so xfrodobagginsx, you really must stop spreading this crap around, as maybe someone might go and believe you. You would of course be wasting that person's time; for which, God would not look down on you favourably...
Better still is to do the following...Go out and try your best, out of the depth of your heart and Soul, to help all sentient beings without exception and for no particular reason, other than the reason that you do it because of your inbuilt need to help all beings.. The problem being the following...if one does any action with a "selfish" motivation, then it will only produce negative results.
The following reason, for example, is a selfish reason;
1. To help others so that God will favour you and allow you to enter Heaven.
So you see , belief will not help you find the key to Heaven. In fact if you reach heaven, then you are being extremely selfish.:O
The truth is...
I would like to think we create a unique sort of chaos and frustration for any muppet wot dare post propaganda and mentalism in here, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
I'm an interwebs-patriot, that way.
Snee's right. Get my unfeasibly tall hat, pitchfork and burning brand.
Is it in Somerset?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
Oh!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboabIs it in Somerset?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
I thought it was the sexy lady thread :frusty:
heaven is invite only ?
We've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
You do know that "Saviour" is incorrectly spelt in your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxWe've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
And also that I split an infinitive in that one.
And that my last one was my number 3333
Does anyone have any trades :unsure:
/banned
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
I just want the green thingies in my profile :j2smillie:
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
I just want the green thingies in my profile :j2smillie:
Hitler walks up to the Pearly Gates and says to St Peter, "I'd like to come in."
St Peter: "Not likely!"
Hitler: I've repented and I've given back all the gold and treasures that I stole from the Jews, and I'm really sorry."
At that point, Jesus walks up and asks what's going on. St Peter: "It's Hitler here, he wants to come in."
Jesus: "Bugger off!"
Hitler: "No, it's true! To prove it, I've got a six foot solid gold cross I can't find the owner of. I could give that to you."
Now Jesus was partial to crosses, so he went to see God. Jesus: "Hey Dad, I've got Hitler outside and he wants to come in now he's repented."
God: "Tell him to get lost!"
Jesus: "But Dad, he's given back all the gold that he stole from the Jews - except for a six foot, solid gold cross he can't find the owner for. He says I can have it."
God: "And what do you want with a solid gold cross? You couldn't even carry a fuckin' wooden one!"
You're high, aren't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxWe've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
He will be once they get that cross up.:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeYou're high, aren't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
so does my god has a name ? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxWe've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
what do i call him ?
and is it true that god hates fat people ?
yes he does, and retarded people are going to hell also. because they can't confess their sins.
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/558...C10054740.jpeg
oh poor timmy . :(
so what happens to the animals when they all die ?
snakes are reborn as stupid satans ?
Animals don't have souls, so they don't go to heaven or hell.
That's why it's ok to kill them for fun and food. That's why god put them here.
http://blog.peta.org/archives/Soul_Kitty.jpg
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http://www.kitchenkickn.com/images/steak.jpg
i wish we never evovled from monkeys
:rod:Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
Thank Jehovah for the royal we.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
god is a bad programmer
or maybe we are A.I gone bad ?
I blame Deep Thought.
Checkmate.
Or was that Deep Blue.
An invite to what? ... and doesn't an invite simply require a yes or no thanks? One suspects that yes thanks here has a lot of follow up "dos and don'ts". Nothing is ever easy :)Quote:
Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsxWe've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
Ah, I see.
Getting into heaven is like getting an invite to a torrent-site.
Think I'll pass....
Now you come to mention it :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Broken
OFFERING: 1 x heaven invite....
Please PM offers.
You know too much about how the cawks do business.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Way too much.
You recognise that he does too well. Too well indeed.
You could see that I was right about him knowing too much. Way too much see.