How To Get To Heaven When You Die

**Chip Monk** · 12-19-2007, 01:36 PM

To take the heat off the bumbly bees.

**xfrodobagginsx** · 12-21-2007, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Why did God invent wasps?

For His purpose. I don't know the answer to that. The bible doesn't say that I know of.

**Broken** · 12-21-2007, 05:58 AM

**silent2k8** · 12-21-2007, 11:50 AM

Try to do good things. Give me some invites or donate some cash 2 me god will bless you

**thewizeard** · 12-21-2007, 12:11 PM

God doesn't want you in heaven..

The creator of this world is Satan, xfrodobagginsx, you see; clever the scribes who got you to believe a few badly translated verses.

Only one disciple actually made it to Heaven; his name was Thomas. The reason he, Thomas, made it was simply because he used his brain (intellect) the gift that our Father gave him, rather than rely on blind faith

For all your information.. Heaven is closed until the end of this
Era, ( only 5 years to go) after which time, only a select number of so called "Buddhists will be allowed entry..along with a few Chimpanzees. The Way To Go..is a small valley in South America..and we will be waiting there for you. You must be there by at the latest, half way through October .

One more thing, Heaven is physically located here on Earth ...and I know exactly where, so xfrodobagginsx, you really must stop spreading this crap around, as maybe someone might go and believe you. You would of course be wasting that person's time; for which, God would not look down on you favourably...

Better still is to do the following...Go out and try your best, out of the depth of your heart and Soul, to help all sentient beings without exception and for no particular reason, other than the reason that you do it because of your inbuilt need to help all beings.. The problem being the following...if one does any action with a "selfish" motivation, then it will only produce negative results.

The following reason, for example, is a selfish reason;

1. To help others so that God will favour you and allow you to enter Heaven.

So you see , belief will not help you find the key to Heaven. In fact if you reach heaven, then you are being extremely selfish.

The truth is...

**Snee** · 12-21-2007, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Snee

Originally Posted by Lokideviluk

This loony tunes fruitcake straight out of the mental hospital on his way to la la land where the big man sits is a clear example of the mentally abused creating the illusion of perfection. Just because he happaned to choose a well founded mass appeal religion to do it in, doesnt change this fact.

There's nothing really new that's said on the internets anymore

I would like to think we create a unique sort of chaos and frustration for any muppet wot dare post propaganda and mentalism in here, though.

I'm an interwebs-patriot, that way.