Letters Of Complaint.

Bastards. :no:

Dear Arabic,

Please make yourself an easier language to learn, so I can get a l33t job in the IDF.

kthxbai.

I heard Arabic is actually fairly straight forward once you master the different alphabet.

Unlike Hungarian. :fear:

What do you think a 1337 job in the IDF would be.

International Diabetes Federation or Israeli Defence Forces. :unsure:

Oh he's diabetic. Maybe the worst of the racism only comes out when he's hyperglycaemic.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What do you think a 1337 job in the IDF would be.

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Intelligence force. Working with the Mossad/Shabak (equivalent to the MI5 and MI6). Dealing with policies about war/peace. There's plenty of stuff to do there.. If I could master Arabic in 5 months, I'd probably get in there pretty easily.

You've got them the wrong way round, however other than that, what makes you interested in that line of work.

I reckon I could master Arabic in 5 months, providing I had nothing else to do.
The basics of any language can be learnt in under month, the rest of it comes by reading, listening and writing it. True story.

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Originally Posted by tralalala

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What do you think a 1337 job in the IDF would be.

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Intelligence force. Working with the Mossad/Shabak (equivalent to the MI5 and MI6). Dealing with policies about war/peace. There's plenty of stuff to do there.. If I could master Arabic in 5 months, I'd probably get in there pretty easily.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I reckon I could master Arabic in 5 months, providing I had nothing else to do.
The basics of any language can be learnt in under month, the rest of it comes by reading, listening and writing it. True story.

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Who are you to argue, Rafi.

Get cracking, and thank Allah that Sonja has a baby on the way, or she'd come over there and get all 1337 on you. :whistling

:yes:

I so would

In fact, if this baby proves to be a quiet one ( about 0.01% chance of that), I shall learn Arabic by the time my maternity leave finishes, just to prove you a point :snooty:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Oh he's diabetic. Maybe the worst of the racism only comes out when he's hyperglycaemic.

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If untreated, hypoglycemia can lead to confusion, coma or convulsions. Hypoglycemia often comes within minutes.

It all makes sence now.


-bd :mellow:

Dear Till Lady in M&S

I have been served by you for the last 6 months at least. We've even talked. I am not an undercover policewoman and I am not a teenager, I am 28. Teenagers don't purchase a pint of milk, a bottle of sweet sherry and a packet of tenderstem broccoli when they wish to get pissed. One day I will not have my driving license on me and then where will we be? Please stop being a knob.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Dear Till Lady in M&S

I have been served by you for the last 6 months at least. We've even talked. I am not an undercover policewoman and I am not a teenager, I am 28. Teenagers don't purchase a pint of milk, a bottle of sweet sherry and a packet of tenderstem broccoli when they wish to get pissed. One day I will not have my driving license on me and then where will we be? Please stop being a knob.

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Oh, Lord, the poor little till lady! :cry:

@JP - It simply interests me.. All that secretive work.. It fascinates me.

@J2 - Sonja!? Feck sake, that's the first I've heard of Skweeky's name.. Nice to meet, Sonja :)
BTW, am thinking of watching Al-Jazeera daily now to see if I can crack down that language, as I've learnt the basics a couple years back..

@Sonja - Keep your word, and I'll buy you a baby present when he/she/it is born :)

I said by the time my maternity leave is finished. It doesn't start until October. And it finishes nxt June :lol: Alhough I reckon I could get some stuf done in a month or so :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Dear Till Lady in M&S

I have been served by you for the last 6 months at least. We've even talked. I am not an undercover policewoman and I am not a teenager, I am 28. Teenagers don't purchase a pint of milk, a bottle of sweet sherry and a packet of tenderstem broccoli when they wish to get pissed. One day I will not have my driving license on me and then where will we be? Please stop being a knob.

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It's good to see you're alive. I get carded all of the time. I'm guessing you'll be more appreciative - in another 10 years.


-bd :yup:

:yup:Carding is not a insult it's a compliment.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I said by the time my maternity leave is finished. It doesn't start until October. And it finishes nxt June :lol: Alhough I reckon I could get some stuf done in a month or so :unsure:

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So the bet's on?

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

It's good to see you're alive. I get carded all of the time. I'm guessing you'll be more appreciative - in another 10 years.


-bd :yup:

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Only just. I don't mind really...it's just another conversation I could do without having.

Love to your nipples. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by tralalala

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I said by the time my maternity leave is finished. It doesn't start until October. And it finishes nxt June :lol: Alhough I reckon I could get some stuf done in a month or so :unsure:

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So the bet's on?

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Well, I'll need see how it goes when the baby is hee. I doubt I'll have much time to learn Arabic :unsure:
Let me see where I stand at the end of September and I'll let you know whether I'll take your bet on doing the basics in a month.

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Originally Posted by tralalala

@JP - It simply interests me.. All that secretive work.. It fascinates me.

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So you posted about it on a public internet forum in which you are a member of staff, assisting other to break the law.

Good thinking.

:lol:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by tralalala

@JP - It simply interests me.. All that secretive work.. It fascinates me.

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So you posted about it on a public internet forum in which you are a member of staff, assisting other to break the law.

Good thinking.

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Posted about what? No one really knows who I am here, just as much as I don't know who you are, or Skweeky, or 99.9% of the others here (apart from maybe their first name).
I never actually stated what the "secretive work" included, simply because I myself do not know, it's the low-profile all these organisations take that fascinates me.

@Skweeky - OK, let me know in a months time :)

If they couldn't find out who you are they aren't worth joining.

How many love-struck, Scotch drinking ,tennis loving,computer nerd Israelis could there possibly be?

Hmmm, I reckon JP had too much coke last night and is having a paranoid come down.

Hmmm, I reckon JP had too much coke last night and is having a paranoid come down.

Who is also just about to join them remember.

Who is also just about to join them remember.

Hmmm, I reckon JP had too much coke last night and is having a paranoid come down.

Dear Newcastle fans.

Why do you chant 'Tsunami' at puntsphere matches.

It's distasteful and cruel. Cunts.

Yours sincerely. Bar Steward.

That took a while. :eyebrows:

benchez seems to have a post waiting in the cue to get into this thread.

seems the forum has aids again:eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

benchez seems to have a post waiting in the cue to get into this thread.

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See.

Liking the new sig Jp!

Yours is verging on the ominous.