Letters Of Complaint.

[j2k4]

What do you think a 1337 job in the IDF would be.

Intelligence force. Working with the Mossad/Shabak (equivalent to the MI5 and MI6). Dealing with policies about war/peace. There's plenty of stuff to do there.. If I could master Arabic in 5 months, I'd probably get in there pretty easily.

I reckon I could master Arabic in 5 months, providing I had nothing else to do.
The basics of any language can be learnt in under month, the rest of it comes by reading, listening and writing it. True story.

Who are you to argue, Rafi.

Get cracking, and thank Allah that Sonja has a baby on the way, or she'd come over there and get all 1337 on you.

[Skweeky]

I so would

In fact, if this baby proves to be a quiet one ( about 0.01% chance of that), I shall learn Arabic by the time my maternity leave finishes, just to prove you a point

[brotherdoobie]

Oh he's diabetic. Maybe the worst of the racism only comes out when he's hyperglycaemic.

If untreated, hypoglycemia can lead to confusion, coma or convulsions. Hypoglycemia often comes within minutes.

It all makes sence now.


-bd

[Squeamous]

Dear Till Lady in M&S

I have been served by you for the last 6 months at least. We've even talked. I am not an undercover policewoman and I am not a teenager, I am 28. Teenagers don't purchase a pint of milk, a bottle of sweet sherry and a packet of tenderstem broccoli when they wish to get pissed. One day I will not have my driving license on me and then where will we be? Please stop being a knob.

[j2k4]

Dear Till Lady in M&S

I have been served by you for the last 6 months at least. We've even talked. I am not an undercover policewoman and I am not a teenager, I am 28. Teenagers don't purchase a pint of milk, a bottle of sweet sherry and a packet of tenderstem broccoli when they wish to get pissed. One day I will not have my driving license on me and then where will we be? Please stop being a knob.

Oh, Lord, the poor little till lady!

[tralalala]

@JP - It simply interests me.. All that secretive work.. It fascinates me.

@J2 - Sonja!? Feck sake, that's the first I've heard of Skweeky's name.. Nice to meet, Sonja
BTW, am thinking of watching Al-Jazeera daily now to see if I can crack down that language, as I've learnt the basics a couple years back..

@Sonja - Keep your word, and I'll buy you a baby present when he/she/it is born

[Skweeky]

I said by the time my maternity leave is finished. It doesn't start until October. And it finishes nxt June Alhough I reckon I could get some stuf done in a month or so

[brotherdoobie]

Dear Till Lady in M&S

I have been served by you for the last 6 months at least. We've even talked. I am not an undercover policewoman and I am not a teenager, I am 28. Teenagers don't purchase a pint of milk, a bottle of sweet sherry and a packet of tenderstem broccoli when they wish to get pissed. One day I will not have my driving license on me and then where will we be? Please stop being a knob.

It's good to see you're alive. I get carded all of the time. I'm guessing you'll be more appreciative - in another 10 years.


-bd

[IdolEyes787]

Carding is not a insult it's a compliment.

[tralalala]

I said by the time my maternity leave is finished. It doesn't start until October. And it finishes nxt June Alhough I reckon I could get some stuf done in a month or so

So the bet's on?