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Don't even go there you fucking twat
I thought my pics were close-ups, Allen. Did you do that one with a scanner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
@Reject: Did you say real?
Close enough to see that booger in the right nostril. The only one to post a fake picture, and make excuses for hiding his lower face with his stalker stache, did indeed ask us to keep it real.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI thought my pics were close-ups, Allen. Did you do that one with a scanner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
@Reject: Did you say real?
Thats not a booger its a Diamond :snooty:
A diamond is forever. That one looks a little lower on Moe's scale...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
This Moe: :mellow:
http://i43.tinypic.com/15dm980.jpg
Hasn't this thread progressed nicely :happy:
I shall listuralise my favourite parts since my last participation in reverse order to instil a feeling of suspense for the reader:
7: Allen's booger
6: Chalice calling Allen a moonmin
5: Did you use a scanner(!)
4: Squeams damning mbm with faint praise.
3: Magnum Dave breaking the forumular world record for posting glag smilies in reply to my taunts whilst crying inside.
2: Chalice telling squeams to grow a fucking beard or fuck the fuck off.
1: Magnum Dave sagely telling the bored that he's as intelligent as squeams.
In other news; I didn't bother reading much of Stalker Dave's suffragette scribbles.
I assume the word bricks were the same old 'I'm so hurt that she doesn't want me' crap.
Oh! Am I meant to be crying inside.
Not meant to be, fella.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
It's actually the opposite. Society strives to pertain to contentment.
There is obviously scope for emo wastrels such as yourself to coexist with its functioning members though :console:
I see, so what was the rambling rubbish about me crying inside?
Was it just you showing of your extraordinary mentalism to the board again?
I'm not sure why you think I'm fst's answer to Derren Brown but my ramblings are oft looked upon whilst the reader nods sagely to him or herself.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I feel sure that this is one of those times.
Well you're certainly living in a world none of the rest of us are living in.
Assuming your second comment is a commentary upon your opinion of the accuracy of your first comment about me crying inside. Why would I be crying inside? Haven't you slightly lost the plot with that opinion. You know forgotten a few small but exceptionaly relevant facts. Like it being me who told her to "Now fuck off" and going all the way back months and months now, the small detail of me pointing out that all I lost was someone who was lying to me and using me. Why would I be crying inside over that?
I can't get rid of this feeling about you, you know. The one I mentioned the other day, about you projecting your own disappointing experiences onto me. So is that what you did when the women who hurt you did whatever it is that it has left you scared as badly as you obviously are? Did you cry inside? Would no one listen to you? Did no care? Is that how you became this mental case who goes around projecting your negative fantasies onto others?
i dont know if i should be a hard working loser or simply a loser .. what difference does it make? except aging and shit ..its in months nowadays
I'm about to go to Cardiff with the missus and meet up with my cousin and his flowe for food and beer and I thought; 'i'll just wait to see what Dave replies'.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Got as far as 'You know forgotten a few small but exceptionaly relevant facts'.
And I double face-palmed.
Literally.
I persevered with the rest and it was either you wailing about being hurt or using my own astute interpretations concerning your demeanour in a poorly put together half-arsed commentary on my scantily referenced past.
I know you are, but what am I.
It really is a poor show, Dave.
Claiming over and over again that my repeating of facts to you is me using this "I know you are, but..." crap, is ridiculous when it's only because you keep completely ignoring the facts that has me repeating them.
You must be able to see that the repeating of your incorrect assertions is bound to make anyone wonder if this isn't some kind of projection on your part.
As long as you keep posting up these twisted fantasies about who I am, and what I mean, I'll keep correcting you.
Good luck with the correcting.
I would, however, concentrate more on your own appalling grammar and spelling. I did contemplate whether to correct each mistake of yours with pink font. I actually made a start, if you look a few posts up, but that last post of yours was awful. I'd have missed the train.
I'm not going to ask you to alter the way in which you act here because that brings mirth to the members.
Especially when you bring on the delusional self perception. Like that time you posted that you're as intelligent as Squeams.
A fantastic thought just hit me; you probably think you're as clever as I am :lol:
You should get your facts straight, you're making yourself look like a complete fool.
"showing off" is the correct spelling
I NEVER claimed I was as intelligent as her.
Looking at your posts and how you behave around here, I wouldn't want to be as "clever" as you.
53:47 he exchanges his mask.. dr manhattan recieves it...
owaitaminute!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Someone thinking they're as intelligent as me when they're not is funny, but thinking they're as intelligent as you when they're not is fantastical. So reading between the lines you think you're cleverer than me!
To think you were so close to the amorous clinch to end all clinches with me out back of ASDA near the recycling bins. Now you're just some bearded bloke standing in the car park with his dick in his hand. So sad.
Here we are. I'm sure we can all agree that my V for Vendetta look is hella cool. I cultivated my pubes especially. Enjoy x
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Is that tape? :glag:
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Yes. How else does one attach one's pubes to one's face?
I think most of us have (at various times) requested pics of your pubes, and you are on topic for the thread- however, I don't think anyone else had that in mind...:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That's because you are all able to grow hair on your face, you fascist.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I believe the correct word would be "face-ist". I thought you were supposed to be smart, and stuff...Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I certainly am 'stuff' but I think we can all agree I've done plenty to demonstrate I'm not that smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You remember that one time you taped pubes to your face?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
When tied together with the V-dallion, it gives you a sort of rock star look, albeit a male rockstar.
As to your question about alternatives to tape, a thin coating of semen might work (if you wanted to go organic). Or you could go with a glue that they use for facial type hair attaching, that way you could wear it out for a night on the town.
A more natural look might involve a few drinks, and another girl. Just saying... :naughty:
Zomg, you saw what I did there. Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamousowaitaminute!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Someone thinking they're as intelligent as me when they're not is funny, but thinking they're as intelligent as you when they're not is fantastical. So reading between the lines you think you're cleverer than me!
To think you were so close to the amorous clinch to end all clinches with me out back of ASDA near the recycling bins. Now you're just some bearded bloke standing in the car park with his dick in his hand. So sad.
I may have underestimated you.
The thing is, though, I know that the allure of a bearded bloke with his cock in his hand behind Asda to you is like the thrall of free smack to a Scotchman.
I'll just mail you the date and time and let nature take its course :smilie4:
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
omfg.
would.
You look like Kurt Cobain.
And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
Make it so, Mary!
Cobain, that's who I was thinking of; well at least whenever he wasn't sporting a completely disproportionate goatee.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
We should get onto important stuff.
Squeams, where were they from, specifically - were they pudenda pubes or did you trim some ballast from your biffin's bridge.
Did you only cut that much away, leaving your bush somewhat less than replete, or did you shave the whole lot so that now Mary would find your inguina intriguing.
Words may not suffice in reply to this importunate inquiry.
Before and after pics ftw?
A missed opportunity to ask her to present a bearded clam for membership induction. Maybe not too late to request after photos for said clam.
One beard to rule them all! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hey, RejectofSqueamous, most of us seem to have forgotten how clever you are. Please post some quotes of your (unknown to us) cleverness. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
You know, you're quite right.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahYou need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I should definitely use you as a role model.
Brb, going around this girl's house. I am totally obsessed with her but she doesn't want to know me - so I'll wear an ecru suit. I think I'll light up a cigarette just before I knock the door and lean on some kind of balustrade before she answers, so I look all cool.
And I think I'll tell some people on the internets about it so that they will think I'm daring or debonair or hopefully both.
You hear that? I'm now on top. For my next super intellectual deliberation, we need to replace our source information for the rankings.
:glag: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
What's funny about it is that it all probably seemed like a great idea at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Since I've been watching some Dr. Katz:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2mSdGrX4c