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    Yes. How else does one attach one's pubes to one's face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Yes. How else does one attach one's pubes to one's face?
    I think most of us have (at various times) requested pics of your pubes, and you are on topic for the thread- however, I don't think anyone else had that in mind...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    I think most of us have (at various times) requested pics of your pubes, and you are on topic for the thread- however, I don't think anyone else had that in mind...
    That's because you are all able to grow hair on your face, you fascist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    That's because you are all able to grow hair on your face, you fascist.
    I believe the correct word would be "face-ist". I thought you were supposed to be smart, and stuff...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    I believe the correct word would be "face-ist". I thought you were supposed to be smart, and stuff...
    I certainly am 'stuff' but I think we can all agree I've done plenty to demonstrate I'm not that smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I certainly am 'stuff' but I think we can all agree I've done plenty to demonstrate I'm not that smart.
    You remember that one time you taped pubes to your face?

    When tied together with the V-dallion, it gives you a sort of rock star look, albeit a male rockstar.

    As to your question about alternatives to tape, a thin coating of semen might work (if you wanted to go organic). Or you could go with a glue that they use for facial type hair attaching, that way you could wear it out for a night on the town.
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    A more natural look might involve a few drinks, and another girl. Just saying...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Good luck with the correcting.
    I would, however, concentrate more on your own appalling grammar and spelling. I did contemplate whether to correct each mistake of yours with pink font. I actually made a start, if you look a few posts up, but that last post of yours was awful. I'd have missed the train.

    I'm not going to ask you to alter the way in which you act here because that brings mirth to the members.
    Especially when you bring on the delusional self perception. Like that time you posted that you're as intelligent as Squeams.

    A fantastic thought just hit me; you probably think you're as clever as I am
    owaitaminute!

    Someone thinking they're as intelligent as me when they're not is funny, but thinking they're as intelligent as you when they're not is fantastical. So reading between the lines you think you're cleverer than me!

    To think you were so close to the amorous clinch to end all clinches with me out back of ASDA near the recycling bins. Now you're just some bearded bloke standing in the car park with his dick in his hand. So sad.
    Zomg, you saw what I did there. Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.
    I may have underestimated you.

    The thing is, though, I know that the allure of a bearded bloke with his cock in his hand behind Asda to you is like the thrall of free smack to a Scotchman.
    I'll just mail you the date and time and let nature take its course
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Here we are. I'm sure we can all agree that my V for Vendetta look is hella cool. I cultivated my pubes especially. Enjoy x


    Attachment 96065

    omfg.
    would.

    You look like Kurt Cobain.
    And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
    Make it so, Mary!
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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