Ha! It has the word bang in its name! Cheers sugar tits :smilie4:
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Ha! It has the word bang in its name! Cheers sugar tits :smilie4:
You are welcome.
You can repay me at a later date. :naughty:
do ewe think it would be kewl to go up mount snowdon late november? or would there be too much snow and shit? :eyebrows:
Well, the tourist information site says that it's covered in icy snow between november and april...
To be honest mate, I wouldn't do it. Even in the middle of summer it's freezing cold at the top of most mountains, I can't even imagine what it would be like in winter.
If you do go, make sure you are well prepared; make sure you have decent shoes, warm breathable clothing, tin foil, maybe even something that can transmit an emergency gps signal if needed...
The weather changes quickly at those altitudes.
You watching that Brazilian model on rude tube?
i want to motorboat her buttocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
stoopid kids don't know how lucky they are <_<
I know... my PE teachers were either pervy old men or middle aged women with very hairy legs. :fear:
these guise at wurk want to start doing weights but don't know where to start so i'm off to their gym on a day pass in about an hour to teach them how to be men :smilie4:
Can you just not tell the pussies to pick up a weight and start lifting it?
Saturdays suck the bawls.
Now I have to travel 20 miles with my accursed offspring to my sister's house for a birthday party for her 1 year old twins.
It's pissing with rain and there's supposed to be a bouncy castle coming which will probably blow away. What's the fucking point of getting a bouncy castle if the kids are only 1? They won't be able to have a bounce on the fucker. They'll just drool and cry.
Not looking forward to the food either. My sister loves chicken fucking soup voulevants and dodgy chicken curry. If someone offers me an egg and onion sammich, I may just punch them in the face.
Fuck this.
http://foreignsands.files.wordpress....p_facepalm.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
one of them's already torn something in his chest and ended up seeing a doctor
they've only been going for a month ffs
Are you sure you should be hanging out with people who have no common sense? :unsure:
mind as well put in my claim for the cash
Lick my balls if you love Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by hotstuff
What are you? A fucking Jew? LICK EM!
Back from shite kids birthday party sup.
Wasn't as bad as predicted. The chicken curry was quite nice, they fed me red wine and nobody died, which is always a bonus.
Am now gettting wopped, then drunk, then wopped again in that order.
I have a huge spot on my chin.
I'll go get the saw, then.
Thanks
:(
Obviously, your hubby had asparagus for lunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
-doobs :smilie4:
The husband made me some chicken and broccoli soup and I just found a bone in it. I think he is trying to kill me :fear:
This daylight savings nonsense has me all arse over tit.
Now my plants might turn hermaphrodite and it'll be all fucked.
Then you'll have to read me whining about it. Trust me, you don't want that.
I completely forgot about it.
I ended up being sick a few times this morning and I thought I had another two hours to go before I could have another anti sickness tablet. In fact I could've taken the thing an hour earlier. Bah
:lol:
I just learned that the airport in Belfast is called George Best Airport. How apt.
You're getting terribly racist these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I'm not sure I like you any more.
Or did you mean that we can all play football stereotypically well?
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You're lucky I've got drinking to do or you'd be fucking well in for it, like.
I can't help it. You were gone for a few days and I had to up the harshing, I can't seem to stop now.
In essence, you only have yourself to blame.
racist i was talkin about racoons thats all
wasn't George best the famous drunk also a very good football referee back in the day?.
Battered cod and potato wedges and fucking Heinz Spaghetti Hoops, innit.
Don't ask me about the spaghetti hoops, they're just for effect.
Cunts.
Might have beans instead.
Nice, Allen. But I said 'hoops', not 'Alphafuckingbetti' spaghetti, like.
It's all gravy. I've managed to slide the spaghetti hoops onto the menu for the sprogs.
It's a fucking outrage that I've got no peas, but I'm gonna pretend the beans are green and forget about it and then it'll be sorted.
I'm going to have a slice of bread with butter. That will be my dinner :(
Right chavis, I've decided what I'm going to send you. I'm going to send it recorded, because I don't trust them Royal Mail staff. They might try to steal it.
:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Pics.
Beans can go kind of green ...eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
hey bigs wheres the beans in the spageti uggh dont sound good to me
Wee Eenden I presume. :smilie4:
maybe his evil twin