Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

Ha! It has the word bang in its name! Cheers sugar tits

[Skweeky]

You are welcome.

You can repay me at a later date.

[Mr. Mulder]

do ewe think it would be kewl to go up mount snowdon late november? or would there be too much snow and shit?

[Skweeky]

Well, the tourist information site says that it's covered in icy snow between november and april...

To be honest mate, I wouldn't do it. Even in the middle of summer it's freezing cold at the top of most mountains, I can't even imagine what it would be like in winter.
If you do go, make sure you are well prepared; make sure you have decent shoes, warm breathable clothing, tin foil, maybe even something that can transmit an emergency gps signal if needed...

The weather changes quickly at those altitudes.

[Skweeky]

You watching that Brazilian model on rude tube?

[Mr. Mulder]

You watching that Brazilian model on rude tube?

i want to motorboat her buttocks.

stoopid kids don't know how lucky they are

[Skweeky]

I know... my PE teachers were either pervy old men or middle aged women with very hairy legs.

[Mr. Mulder]

these guise at wurk want to start doing weights but don't know where to start so i'm off to their gym on a day pass in about an hour to teach them how to be men

[Skweeky]

Can you just not tell the pussies to pick up a weight and start lifting it?

[chalice]

Saturdays suck the bawls.

Now I have to travel 20 miles with my accursed offspring to my sister's house for a birthday party for her 1 year old twins.

It's pissing with rain and there's supposed to be a bouncy castle coming which will probably blow away. What's the fucking point of getting a bouncy castle if the kids are only 1? They won't be able to have a bounce on the fucker. They'll just drool and cry.

Not looking forward to the food either. My sister loves chicken fucking soup voulevants and dodgy chicken curry. If someone offers me an egg and onion sammich, I may just punch them in the face.

Fuck this.