Things people say that annoy the feck out of you...

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Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

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Originally Posted by Busyman

When she says, "Don't cum in my mouth.":ermm:

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Do you just dislike having to pay the extra $5?

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pwned? :ph34r:

mind how you go.



only cos i find meself saying it nowadays. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot

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Originally Posted by Busyman

When she says, "Don't cum in my mouth.":ermm:

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Do you just dislike having to pay the extra $5?

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Oh is that the normal pricing structure or do you give freebies for first-timers?

"Don't touch me there".

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Originally Posted by clocker

"Don't touch me there".

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Oh when they wake up and start screaming:01:

"Do you mind waiting until tomorrow for that."

When they really mean "Fuck you, you will wait until tomorrow because I can't be arsed."

Basically any sentence that starts, "Do you mind..."

Indeed.

Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."

"It's not raspberry ripple, it's differently abled":dabs:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Indeed.

Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."

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I like the "No offence..." for forum use though.

For example if I wanted to insult the imaginary forum poster Togi I would say:

"No offence mate, but you're a cunt."

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Indeed.

Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."

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I like the "No offence..." for forum use though.

For example if I wanted to insult the imaginary forum poster Togi I would say:

"No offence mate, but you're a cunt."

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Just saying "Yogi, you're a cunt" will work just fine. :schnauz: