My breakfast

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Looked more like cooked on "rubberise" to me.

See how I used the proper inverted commas, rather than your half-arsed attempt. However I know English is not your first language, what with you being Teutonic, so I'll let you off.

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Yes, thanks; in a nod to my some of my less-than-lawful (yet stil repentant) acquaintances here, I am compelled to become less shifty.

Results have been mixed.

Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.

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No, no they can't.

You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.

However they are not scrambled eggs.

Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.

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No, no they can't.

You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.

However they are not scrambled eggs.

Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O

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The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.

I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

No, no they can't.

You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.

However they are not scrambled eggs.

Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O

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The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.

I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)

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Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.

I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)

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Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.

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Smashing ideas, both of them. :)

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!

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Nah, Skweeky won.

manker posted some unidentifiable gloop and Crabgirl chickened out. I wouldn't couldn't match the bj offer so no contest.

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Hoi! Cawkfan! I didn't chicken out. I had to do my duty selling wine to the needy and desperate. I've only just got in! I've got a weeks holiday from next wed so bring it on!

Where's my wine then, eh?

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We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.

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Is America still considered third World then.