The Rap Disses

Fuck it ,I'm goner take you all on,
after this TR Shady you'll defininatly be gone
Slinging dem rymes like you think your the one
bring me your bitch, I 'll give her something to suck on.
N Whats with the arselicking of Eminem?
Did'nt you know da man is gay?,.. he's been Cheating on you Shady, He's bin Shagging Dr Dre.
Kidding yourselve you've got a lycical mind
U ain't got the minerals to run with my kind
get on yer knees boy n walk two steps behind.
N Don't even think of giving me the bad boy look, just cos i refused to sign your wanky guestbook.

look opivy, you've had your turn
I'm goner give you a flaming and watch
your gay ass burn.
I showed my woman your little pic
and she agreed with me, you look like a dick.
Man you need to sit back and smoke some spliff
then maybe you would'nt ryme like a fucking stiff.


N MC Projectile, i don't believe thats you on the website
You got no fucking dick,
thats why you have to hold the mic so tight.
N You ain't no mother fucking thug,
No Record companys goner record your shit,
even if they fucking could -
they know no bitch hoes will wanna shag your fucking ugly mug.

z your so your rymes are thirty -
This number three from me, I show how easy this freestyle shit can be,
n you think i've offended , your proberley right.
i don't give a fuck about your human rights, the gloves are off come back and fight.

Woo - applause - keep up the great work ppl! Eminem has competition

cyprushil, i'm 'goner' take u on
but you'll be da 'goner' when i'm dun

u took da piss of all da other mcs here
but not me cos i'm da 1 u fear!

yo mofo, i'm gonna make u run fast
cos in dis freestyle u gonna finish last

i never seen a guy so silly like u, cyprushil
u so funny, i think i need some pills

with my rhyme skillz, i be countin da billz
so i tink i'll go buy a ticket 2 planet Zayillz

yr mama an papa can't help u wit dis shiznit!
but what they can do iz clean yr hair of nits

but who's dis 'woman' dat u be speakin ov?
a cousin u married after watching Wizard of Oz?

like my dogg Ralph says, "my cat's name is mittens"
an when i meet yr bitch, she's gonna be smitten

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Originally posted by nahan@29 May 2003 - 06:24
Look scrub go back to school /you call that a rap, your a tool.
It dont even ryhme/you must be a retard complete with a question mark shaped spine.
Who even thinks you are capible of winning a fight/
You look like Steven Hawkins and sleep in your wheel chair at night.
You wanna recycle my raps a little this a little that /You cant even beat yourself off, you need your mom to do that.

Its over fool you aint got no crew/You cant count your parents to do the fighting for you.

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learn how to spell my name or just pass
because u still got your head in jpauls ass
keep bumlicking him making him wetter
doesnt neva eva make you better
stand back talking shit like its none of my business
you didn't listen now you got a head full of stitches
is you homo and you swallow dick
you used to dream of dating nuthing but model chicks
thats why I moved out there
cause its cool out there
my rap brothers out there
watch what Ima do out there
Ima wreck shit
scrib-le-c'll bless shit
my toungues wreckless
check the press kit
dont u eva think u can diss me here
cos otherwise i will make u fear

Look molester/quit raping webster.
Im gonna test ya/You look like an uncle fester .
From the Adams family/You wanna battle me,its best you flee.
Chop you down at the knees/Like soft wood pine trees .

Dont flatter your self that rap aint about you/It about opivey and his ryhmes that reek like poo.
Sit the fuck down /Your raps are just as brown,put your red nose you sound like a clown.

You quite reckless ryhming there with there with there/What did I say go get your bitch ass a chair.

You gonna put me in stiches, too late/Read your rap we all laughed ,Now
Ill decide your fate.
Your gonna sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up your raping days are through/Go see a psychologist and tell them how your parents raped you.

What this I hear you say you will "BLESS"/I figured it out your work at the church raping alter boys and all the rest.

You didle little boys and fiddle w/ toys ,just read your raps their riddled w/ ploys

You say how you moved out "THERE" San Francisco has accept your
gay ass and its only fair/Your rap brother live there ,just watch out your
ass hole dosent get teared.
When its your turn to do the pushin/agianst your boyfriends cushin,
Make sure that it fits /Cause we all heard you say on the 13th line

"Ima wreck shit !"

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cyprushil-
z your so your rymes are thirty -
This number three from me, I show how easy this freestyle shit can be,
n you think i've offended , your proberley right.
i don't give a fuck about your human rights, the gloves are off come back and fight.

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look morons -
obviously no one wants to compete with me
'cept this faggot-ass bitch, infamous whore and opivy
you guys are so scared - thats not even three!
holy shit - can you guys make up something creative next time you try to be
like the one who controls this board - the master named Z.
how does three posts mean freestylin is easy?
im fuckin ten times that, you bitch, so obviously
you have no clue how easily i can free
and shoot yo ass down like a bitch never meant to be.
you guys are like flies - you cant escape
i can swat you all down before you even start to take
a breath and start to say "No Z! im your bitch! wait!"
youre all maggots, you cant even fly yet
and at the rate youre goin, you will never get
to be even the square-root of my talent
my rhymes've already corrupted you and youve lost your balance
you guys need to realize that your violence only makes me madder
cuz on this fucking board only rhymes and disses matter
so shut your fuckin mouths - put away your keyboard and your mouse - you cant compete
just lay on the ground before i put you to sleep
you guys are so unoriginal - youre nothin but sheep
and im the wolf, your worst nightmare, and you i will eat.
so think about what you say before you speak
and next time you might have a chance - yeah right - but at least i might let you attempt to be me. :lol:

ok
i run this rap shit - so heres the takeover
i cut you all up like a fuckin lawn mower
then i'll smoke you like the green grass that you are
you may try to run but you wont get very far
and now you'll have to walk cuz i just jacked yo car
you wanna fight? - next time meet me at the bar
i'll open you up then smash you like a jam jar
im the master - call me king - im the czar
of this whole thread
you know how many things i can rhyme with thread?
i dont wanna name them all or i might blow your head
to pieces like you got caught in an explosion - then you were dead
but some of these things i may have already said
and if you steal my metaphors i'll slice you up like bread.
ok
now im gonna stop the violence
it makes no sense, its not clear, theres no lens
youre all confused - youre blurred and dazed
cuz youre reading my rhymes and youre extremely amazed
because unlike you my rhymes are not waste
you all failed the test - the same one i aced
i know youre all scared but i dont want to get mased
cuz you girls cant stand me up face to face
and compared to yourself - i excel in many ways
so now tell me if you really want to compete
no more hurting, just smarts, and see if you can beat
my lyrical genius, my explosive smarts
step up bitch - do you have the heart?
i didnt think so - go sit down again
when you sissies are ready - i'll battle you then.


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Damn!, how could you guys let z take over this shit?
good word, seems as if this thread has turned into it
People still playin' da same game, mentioning my name
I'm charging for you like an underground train
and ain't gonna stop till I burst your brain
tear the fucking veins and chew on your membrane
see, I don't need to rely on lyrics like gay fucking
I'd rather sit back with a pistol and watch you'll ducking
Hearing you'll say I lick em while you listen to nelly
Shit, you'd rather date him over kelly
and fuck all these new age forum wannabes
better go back to the trailer park and hump those trees ..........

This was the 1st rap song ever...
start looking for the curse words, you will find them never.
so start being creative using word
and make a rap like i never heard
take out the other without curse or flame
Just then will you become a great rappin' name...

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i said a hip hop
the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it

to the bang bang boogie, say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far you've heard my voice but i brought two friends along

etc.
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