Diagnosis please.

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

Ewe're not wearing your glasses, like.

what?
typing seems like hard work too.

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Originally Posted by 100%

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

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Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
Just make an appointment at the front desk and we'll have you sorted in a jiffy.

Or, maybe you're pregnant.
I'll think about it and get back to you.

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Originally Posted by 100%

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

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drunk maybe ;)

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Originally Posted by 100%

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

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Semen build-up. Have a wank.

My God, it's up to his eyes? I'm now having visions of him crying tears of sperm :fear:

Thanks for that

:lol:
forced her to take a cab home for "lunch".

My eyeball focus has been totally restored, as is coordination (less of stumbling).
No surgery was necessary.
Thank you for your diagnosticisms.

Well we can add this to the most rediculous thread column.

We could but that would be selly.