Piddles

:w00t: I lasted 38 seconds last time.

How's about choo? :lookaroun

I don't tend to hang a stopwatch in my toilet
is this a new fad from ikea?

but personally i give it the time it needs
cause with guys a stressed piss has side effects (see origins of : graffitti)

38 seconds of diddlin' is all? what are you, becoming a man?

i either sing, or count how many seconds i'm trapped in there for.
the more you drink, the less you piddle. :huh:

for me its not really piddling, well ok towards the end it sort of piddles then even driples but before all that it is more of a gush

i only count the seconds when im holding my breath in some :diseasedrottinganaldripplingsmelling: public toilet

btw i doubt i will ever have a conversation on this topic in realife

13 secs. :blushing:

missie attempts the world record in fastest pidling

please standby for new attempts - expected every 16 minutes

wtf are you drinking - batteryfluid?

I just pissed myself sitting here. Do I win?

Peace bd :01:

depends...
speed X time + liquid amount / spread of liquid in pants - enjoyment = ?

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Originally Posted by 100%

wtf are you drinking - batteryfluid?

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Red Square Voddy and Cherry Choke. :happy:
Although, I may move onto battery fluid when the coke runs dry.

That's right, Dude. They peed on your fucking rug.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...77/thedude.jpg


g'night peeps, n g'luck. :salutes:

Mines gotta be a 2 minute piddle icluding spurt's n dribbles after sitting through the first LOTR movie(for the next 2 I wore incontinence pants).
I've found piddlin when stoned seems to take a long time,or is that just subjective
Hey Ho

44 seconds earlier. :01:


I tink I may be mentally challenged.
by a toaster. :unsure: