Dutch lesson No.1

I)f in Amsterdam and a teenage stoned wannabe beetnik street guitarist wants to bum a few euros from you
in dutch you reply (coz dutch are greedy - kijke kijke niet kopen (voyuerists)

" ik heb helemaal niks"

in english phonetics you sou say fast

"eek hep ham-an-eggs"

end lesson one.

Thanks? :lookaroun

that's not correct :huh:

Majority of Dutch speak English anyway ;)

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Originally Posted by Samurai

Majority of Dutch speak English anyway ;)

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If you find one who doesn't, yelling "feck off!" extremely loudly will do the trick too.

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Originally Posted by 100%

I)f in Amsterdam and a teenage stoned wannabe beetnik street guitarist wants to bum a few euros from you
in dutch you reply (coz dutch are greedy - kijke kijke niet kopen (voyuerists)

" ik heb helemaal niks"

in english phonetics you sou say fast

"eek hep ham-an-eggs"

end lesson one.

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"I have entirely nothing" :blink:



In fact, if you just say, "I keep ham and eggs", they will probably just think you are the village idiot and wander off anyway... ;)

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

that's not correct :huh:

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probeer maar "helemaal niks" snel te zeggen
dan zie je wel dat 't op "ham n eggs" klinkt

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Originally Posted by 100%

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Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}

that's not correct :huh:

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probeer maar "helemaal niks" snel te zeggen
dan zie je wel dat 't op "ham n eggs" klinkt

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:lookaroun

I still say yelling at them is the best solution.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

If you find one who doesn't, yelling "feck off!" extremely loudly will do the trick too.

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with dutch accent it is
fukk ohff

or fukk ju

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

I still say yelling at them is the best solution.

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Typical French.. ;)

I've actually experienced this.

Guillaume's method works. :P