...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?
So lonesome these days...I need a chica. :cry:
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...to find someone to dance to romantic soft rock such as Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton while under the porch in the rain?
So lonesome these days...I need a chica. :cry:
Russia is so far away though.:ermm:
They'll come round to your home you know.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
1. Lose a little weightQuote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
2. Lose the computer for a couple weeks.
3. Set your sights lower.
4. Rinse and repeat.
It is difficult, Skiz.
I think you're asking about a repeatable experience, not just a one-might-stand.
Quit looking to connect, but be open to it.
Every guy looks at lookers, but turn down the volume on that particular habit; you'll see things you'd otherwise miss.
Find a social scene that's agreeable, and mix.
Stop worrying about the "when" part of things; it'll happen soon enough.
When I split with my ex, I didn't get laid for a year, and that turned out to be a good thing.
Odd-
I left her on 11/22, got laid the following 11/22, met my wife the next 11/22, and she moved in exactly one year later.
We got married 8/6/00, and fucked up the 11/22 thing, but we're happy.
Good luck.
BTW-
If you follow Busyman's plan, you'll end up with one of those ladies he had in his sig a while back.
Not that that's at all bad, but it's something you should know.
i would but your too old :erm:
i also dont dance in a socially acceptable manner - basically im a freak :(
A black lady with thick hips and thighs? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-ho...pool_table.jpg
I think they are a little too much for Skiz tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
If he follows my advice his chances may increase that he'll find that someone that would....
...instead of wishing for it upon a star.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
True enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Having seen many black women a bit less amply endowed, though, there's certainly no reason to rule them out.
Chicas come in all shapes and sizes, as we know.
I'm tryin' to help him find a repeater, and by other methods than the ripe-melon-squeeze-and-release system.
So did your (presumed) ex-missus find out about that time where you shagged that slapper?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
I hope she didn't read your teary confession on this very forum that you made the next day ... that wouldn't be at all funny :mellow:
Btw, Busyman is right, j2k4 is wrong, definitely do not wait a year before throwing some girl underneath you. Don't be too choosy, just do it - you know it makes sense :naughty:
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I know ... I couldn't believe that you didn't post pish, either :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I'm trying to help him increase his chances of finding a repeater while he has funs-a-plenty repeatedly while trying to find her.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
manker brought up a good point though. Banging someone else that wasn't the repeater when you had one already is a good way for it to...stop.:mellow:
I gots ta mix it up sometimes.:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Busyman
This post needs an edit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
BTW-
I didn't mean to preclude Skizo laying on whichever odd dolly trips into his bed, I was referring to his Costello/Frampton/porch/rain scenario.
One doesn't do such things with tripping dollies.
He is looking (in the end, I think) for a true multi-purpose woman.
You guys can't get anything right, can you.
I don't advocate taking a year off for anyone.
Oh, I don't know - I'm pretty good at rodding ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
It was clear, to me, what you were getting at, particularly in reference to the first post.
Btw, I am fairly shocked that no-one's bitten at Busy's own attempt at roddage:
http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-ho...pool_table.jpg http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefme...1/T641783A.jpg
This is quite clearly a picture of a woman's face and torso photoshopped with a New Zealand winger's arse and thighs :blink:
Walnut crackers
By God, you might be right.:oQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's probably trying to dope out a use for the bed-bound bicycle kick.
That is quite disturbing, I mean i'm not opposed to a woman having an arse, but that'sa bit too....scary
That's a badonkey.:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Photoshopped.:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
muscley
@Manker - Nah, she never found out about "that night" fortunately. The breakup was merely due to "irreconcilable differences". More specifically religion (or her lack thereof) and where my job was taking me (location-wise; I move alot).
First, I don't need to lose weight, I'm quite the muscular fellow actually. :01:
Second, finding someone to warm the otherside of my bed for a night isn't difficault either. I think J2 hit closest stating something about looking past the looks. That's always been my downfall - pickyness. It always seems if they aren't a "10", I'm not interested.
Third, I really don't spend much time on the PC. I'm an outdoorsman. I'm a Texan ffs...:P
My mom was asking me the other day when I was going to get her some grandbabies, and I guess that got me started on thinking about "Mrs. Right.":wacko:
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Originally Posted by Skizo
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Originally Posted by Busyman
Your 10's must be abundent then or your johnson collects cobwebs. I rarely see 10's. Even with a badondadonk ass and a pretty face it's doesn't mean a 10 for me.