seem to wake up this morning? I've tried coffee, tea, nicotine, fresh air, chocolate and jumping around for a bit but I still feel like my head is full of sponge!!!
Please Help. :(
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seem to wake up this morning? I've tried coffee, tea, nicotine, fresh air, chocolate and jumping around for a bit but I still feel like my head is full of sponge!!!
Please Help. :(
I find a lack of enthusiasm for life makes me languid, morning-wise.
Random use of a word I just thesaurised :01:
It's incurable. When I feel like that I mong out in front of the PC with tea and cigarettes til the feeling goes away.
Sometimes it takes weeks :dabs:
You need some hot SEX
Shit. Can't smoke in the office and some scabby plebian dogs-body has finished the milk.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I know! I'll RUN to the shop, wi'out a cardi, whilst smoking. Along the way I'll shout random abuse at some tramps and teenage single mothers. That should wake me up.:D
That is your answer to everything. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
Yeah...you go girlfriend
if she's gone...lets talk about her behind her back :)
Being married does this to you:naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
She's a bitch, still haven't got my ha' pennies, or my Curly Wurly.
Man that sucks...typical woman..promises things never delivers.....bloody headaches
Fuckers. I haven't gone yet.
Darth. You'll get yours alright. Thats a promise. Sealed with a kiss.....A maffia kiss...
You also said you'll do me :unsure:
oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh:w00t:
See they tell lies precioussssssssss
nasty ladiessssssssss
precioussssssssss:naughty:
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Yes but what did I say I would do? I can't remember. :(
I am in London next week. I'll drop em round....because I know where you live.
Mwah ha ha haa haaaa.
(Strange shadowy figure lurking in the doorway? Omminous sense of being watched? That'll be me.)
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Do you not like having the sexor.:unsure:
Sex in teh morning tends to make me want to sleep again.
After it, that is.......
Fap in the morning?
Fap???:blink:
Faptacular.
I do like teh sexor, but there are limits.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
"I can't seem to wake up today..."
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."
"Oh god, I crashed the car in a wall!"
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."
"Hey, I've found a way to solve the world hunger problem!"
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."
See, that just doesn't work every time.
"Who cares? Let's have hawt sechs."
Let's go to Hongfire and download some Hentai there, Gurahl.
Those days are pretty much over, masky.
I'm fairly sure you're not allowed within 500 yards of London. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I'm not. But I'm incognito.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
But Darth, seriously, you should recieve a parvel of goodies in the next few days. PM me when you get them so I can stop feeling guilty and you can stop calling me names.
watchin 31 episodes of lost in three days does that. my brain has melted and i keep dreaming about lost and getting other televisuals mixed up with lost and my kid sister is talking backwards
I was gonna post in the "Send Infested Cats Things" thread anyway, bitchface.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Fuckbreath. You'll like what I've sent you. Or else.
Is it a letter bomb? I think I would enjoy that, hopefully you managed to stuff enough explosive in the parcel to take out most of the arsebags that live in my halls too.
Its a pack of rotting fish. Enough stench to bring tears to the eyes of grown men, and make the postman weep. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
mmmmmmmmm kippers
Why do they come in pairs.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
To come alone would be onanism.:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
rikk?