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I think I am getting ill. I've got no motivation, my throat hurts, I can't be bothered to move, I keep sneezing, and my head is thumping. I've taken some pills and still feel horrible. I've just found out I'm needed at work from five.
I feel very sorry for myself. Cold remedies please....:cry:
normal cold or man sized cold? :unsure:
Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.
a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot :01:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Sounds great but turning up to work half-cut and sticking of curry isn't really an option... though on second thoughts, half the sarcastic, smelly old feckers I work with won't notice anyway. Full on headache now. GOing to lay down for a bit...
wuss
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Caught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.
Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Women will never understand :no:
Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.
Pfft, if you'd caught it off me, it'd be a man-cold, I don't do wussy colds:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
45 minutes? Welsh-boy, you underestimate me. I'm going through a whole toilet roll in about half an hour. Could fill a bathtub with my snot in no time. Man cold's are a fallacy, don't exist. Its just a ploy to remain incumbant and whinging on the sofa while girl-person attends his needs.:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yes, milk, no sugar please.
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Have run out of tea bags. Too ill to go to the shop. :cry:
coffee will do, although no milk with that
Eat garlic, lots of garlic.
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Good, because I have no milk either. Unless I milk the cat. :blink:
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
I'll dissolve. Vampyric tendencies. :(
Blyth has got a man cold!!111!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Quickly, check your throat for un pomme de Adam.
check your pants for a peen too, ugly
Judging my the avatar, I still would.
Man cold or not :snooty:
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Bo. You're just jealous because if I was a man, I'd have a bigger knob than you, yer heshe tranny jessy.
Been a while since there was one of them anywhere near my pants anyhow. :cry:
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Originally Posted by manker
I'm actually the man on the right....:lol:
curry with vodka in it might be an all round cure
...will see later on :shifty:
It's been a while since a "heshe tranny jessy" has been near your pants? Is that some kind of desperate/pervy plea?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Shit, I'm a muppet. Although a Heshe tranny jessy does sound quite appealing in a weird and kinky way. Bring it on.
:lol: :lol:
Freudian slip :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
I shall be round toot sweet to apply vigorous rubbing of Vicks on your chesty bits
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Originally Posted by gripper103.2
You sweety. Thanks for that selfless guesture. :ermm:
You are welcome,anything to help a lady:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I'm a lady? :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
Yes an I'm a proper Gentleman:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
No, I'm proper
If you need help to sweat your cold out blyth, i'll gladly put my name forward.:naughty:
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
You gonna buy me an electric blanket? People are so nice on here!
My cold is worse, and not helped by a substantial hangover. Today I will mostly be lurking grumpily. :angry:
I think I will join you in lurking grumpily, how come a half inch of snow made everyone, except me, late for work.
For half an hour I had to make my own tea and answer the phones :@
Calling in sick FTW!
Well, not me, obviously.
It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:
we gots no snow :dry:
How come? Where are you, Mars?:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins