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......falled over on my way back from the bank. I have bruised my elbow, both knees and I think I've sprained my ankle. It really hurts. I have no frozen peas like me mam told me to put on them. Would a can of mushy peas do the same thing.
Owowowowowwwwwwoow. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
fallen.
You should sue, like those other retards on those TV adverts always say they do.
Awww, bless.
If you've no frozen peas - try sitting in the fridge.
I've got one of those double ones with the fridge on the top and the freezer on the bottom. I 'spose i could always sit on the kitchen floor with my foot in the freezer. :(
If you chaps never hear from me again, its because my foot dropped off with a curious mixture of frostbite and gangrene, and, trapped in my house not able to walk, I was eaten by pigeons that flew thorough the open window. :cry:
Its been fun.:cry:
or you could be a man and stop whining :snooty:
A fallen Woman..........:w00t:
If frozen peas aren't available....try chicken nuggets or anything that moulds its shape to yours......
btw.....hope you feel better soon.
did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance? :no:Quote:
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A man would tell you he'd broken his leg in a fall off a 20 ft cliff. :P
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And I was paying stuff actually. You cold-hearted unsympathetic hobo-haired person, you. :cry:
@Sara. semi-frozen fishfingers are doing the job. They wrap round the ankle bone quite well!
Do you women know nothing :fist:
The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.
Gawd.
How did this happen, Blight?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Hope you feel better. Don't you have some, I don't know, ice in the freezer?
Put some o dat in a Ziploc freezer bag. If there's snow (or better yet ice outside) use that.
Whenever I needed something to stay on and I had no gauze, I used masking tape with the freezer bag and wrapped it around my arm, leg, etc.
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@ manker. Yes they can, if eaten the same day. I plan to have fishfingers later.
@ busyman, I fell off the kirb.(sidewalk) and landed funny. (bet it was hilariious to watch. I defrosted freezer not long ago so no ice. GOod tip though.
I'm waiting for a friend to take me to casulty because it really fucking hurts and has gone purple. How stupidly stupid do I feel. :blink:
If you want to let your knee dictate your cullinary needs, who am I to argue :snooty:
/me is trying to understand just how he knew that odd wifey thing.
Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.
See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.
Remember 20 min. on 20 min. off (the ice er...the fishfingers)Quote:
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You're just heartless.Quote:
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Don't pretend you don't know why :fist:
How it gets better soon, knackered ankles are a real pain and (sorry to say this) can take feckin' ages to heal.
What you getting prodded.:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Fishfingers with tea?? Travesty.
:shuriken:
A double tragedy...Quote:
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First the ankle...and soon the tea and cod. :sick:
Peace bd
Make sure to wrap any frozen item in a teatowel first before applying to skin,else you run the risk of ice burn or frostbite.
If I weren't so busy I'd pop up with me magic sponge:01:
I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles. I've had to farm work out to other people and am out of commission for at least two weeks. Guess I can catch up on paperwork now though. :blink:
Complete bugger there Blyth......at least it means a long Christmas break! (yes yes...I know....pun intended)
or just get 5 wierd coloured stars :D :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Two weeks off at least, plus a week over xmas that I'd already had. I don't think I'll be back at work till the new year.
Bad luck :(
Has no one offered you a massage yet? :shifty:
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A massage on a fracture...????:blink:
Sorry to hear that, Blyth....:cry:
Or could you use the break(pun intended...:P )??? :) (aside from the missed income)
Must have missed a post from blyth.
Last I read it was a sprained ankle.
Don't fret, Blight. I finally know my exact surgery date for my ACL.Quote:
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Jan 12.
That's the worst time for snow...usually...
I'll be out for a month and must be waited on hand and foot.:01: but :(
manker = blyth = busyman. sure as hell didn't see that one comingQuote:
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I'm broken....I've fractured my ankle and torn some muscles
But that still leaves a lot to massage, Guilly!!!:naughty:
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Thought it was till I went to hospital.
Never go to hospital.
I did that once.....Quote:
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Walked on a broken leg for 2 weeks...........:frusty:
(it was a clean fracture...)
Not good......:wacko:
Now the fun part: i worked in a hospital at that time!!!:lol: :frusty:
Meh. I worked in one for about two years.Quote:
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Never came so close to blowing my head orf.
@busyman. I hope it goes well. Don't think I didn't notice your "fat-woman falling" reference. Feel to sick to bother rising to your bait though.Quote:
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@Gepper. EVERYBODY knows it's true, just nobdy wanted to tell you
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Give the girl a break, will you....????:D
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Apologies for not concentrating when I'm in PAIN.
Funny people. :angry:
I have to go and stay with my mum for a week or so and be fussed over. She has no internet access, so bye for a while.