1000 posts :happy:
The honour must make the pain and inconvenience of breaking your ankle seem insignificant.
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1000 posts :happy:
The honour must make the pain and inconvenience of breaking your ankle seem insignificant.
What sort of cake should I pick for the party?
Flange-cake.
A few bakestones piled up will do for a cake. I've a feeling that this will be a liquid only celebration.
Maybe a few dry roasted nuts as well.
Yes. I feel fulfilled. Its what I've always wanted. I'm really very happy. Thanks to all those I've insulted, rodded, or spammed, your assistance has been invaluable. :blink:
I had a new cast put on. It is very tight, it hurts like a fucking elephant jumping on my foot. I can't walk at all on it at the moment. Two of my major contracts, which I have invested many, many hours in have been given away and I'm in a major sulk because no-one will help me into the porch for a smoke.
But none of it matters because I've reached 1000 posts. :angry2:
Actually I feel quite cheated because I was really looking forwards to crowing about it, but drowning in self pity has taken away the pleasure for me. :cry:
I knew it :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blyth
Sorry to hear about teh contracts - and spark up in the living room, that'll show those facists! Next time they will be all to eager to assist when your lungs become cloudless.
What you need is a very very long pipe, like what you sometimes get with tumble dryers, to blow your smoke into and channel it out through the window. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by manker
Or I could just make an effort to shuffle out the door on my bottom. The humiliation would be worth it once I'd lit up.
manker is right. Drinks-only gents, or whatever your poison. Cake would be good but not essential, but if anyone passes a shop on the way, I'd love some Diet Coke and some Jaffa Cakes.
For Diet Coke and Jaffa Cakes read "Alcohol and Tobacco"
happy 19566th post :01:
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Blythorama talks too british.Cant understand her bullshite.
I love and hate British as well.
Two weeks
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Sorry :(
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internet > real lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Your contracts mean nothing to the 1000 posts doohicky. What type of contracts are they anyway? Isn't prostitution illegal where you live? If there's a contract it still doesn't make it right, Blightwiththecastonrealtight.:ermm:
Btw, are you getting paid on your time off?
I've got more than 1000posts:dabs:
:O Meeee toooooo!!!:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Your are mostly spam though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
or apple pucker madness
I don't advertise anything on here.:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
However, Proper Ho advertises all the time though. :snooty:
Maybe 6 posts out of almost 10,000.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
That makes sense.
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Originally Posted by Busyman
I'd agree with that ratio too, although I didn't think it was that many that didn't make sense to be honest
I'd agree with your sentence if it wasQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
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Maybe 6 posts out of almost 10,000 that made sense.
I just put it down to your bad grammar :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Mine?...mmkQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
I'll send you a packet of orange chockie digestives.
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Originally Posted by Gripper
Thanks :01:
Got the munchies....again?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Well yeah I have but ... I've supposedly had my dinner ... need a machine like the teleport/wormhole thing out of The Simpsons ~ yikes posting (almost) like Baz~Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
I'd like mine gold plated, btw. :naughty:
Get well soon, chicky.