How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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12-31-2005, 01:56 AM
JPaul

How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

Buy a camcorder.
12-31-2005, 01:59 AM
manker

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

Nick a microwave for her - to prove you're ghetto - and read encyclopedias to find out who you should be shagging.
12-31-2005, 05:50 AM
maebach

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

shows pics of you shagging a woman?
12-31-2005, 07:01 AM
Guyver

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by maebach

shows pics of you shagging a woman?

yeh a mom would love to c that.
12-31-2005, 03:14 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by manker

Nick a microwave for her - to prove you're ghetto - and read encyclopedias to find out who you should be shagging.

:glag:
12-31-2005, 03:31 PM
DorisInsinuate

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by Guyver

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Originally Posted by maebach

shows pics of you shagging a woman?

yeh a mom would love to c that.

I want to post a picture here of one of those "Missing person" posters, with a picture an iron or an ironing board on it. Really big, like.
12-31-2005, 03:44 PM
GepperRankins

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

be really careless where you hide your porn :dabs:
12-31-2005, 03:46 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

be really careless where you hide your porn :dabs:

Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out :dabs:
12-31-2005, 03:50 PM
GepperRankins

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

be really careless where you hide your porn :dabs:

Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out :dabs:

i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though :ermm:

my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though :rolleyes: no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi :dabs:
01-01-2006, 11:19 AM
Guillaume

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out :dabs:

i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though :ermm:

my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though :rolleyes: no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi :dabs:

Rename everything to "hot donkey pron.avi"? :unsure:
01-01-2006, 12:38 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

Hmm...wear...less comfortable shoes.:dabs:

Peace bd
01-01-2006, 12:53 PM
Yogs

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

If you need convincing yer mum i guess it's too late..........:lookaroun
01-01-2006, 04:58 PM
maebach

Re: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though :ermm:

my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though :rolleyes: no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi :dabs:

Rename everything to "hot donkey pron.avi"? :unsure:

then find try to find out if ben watched it.