Blood Donor Self Pwnage

Blood Donor Woman : When did you fill in your questionnaire?

Me : Why about 10 minutes ago, before I came here.

Blood Donor Woman : And did you read all the questions?

Me : Yes, yes I did. :)

Blood Donor Woman : So why have you ticked the box next to the question that says in bold letters "For female donors only"?

Me : Doh! :frusty:



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Did you ask her if she likes grebes?

Should have stuck with the 'I'm a woman' charade.

Last time I gave blood, I went with my sister and after the blood-letting, she got an extra Kit-Kat :smilie4:

Glag, I was thinking about donating blood, I want a free cookie.

I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

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Originally Posted by Gripper

I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

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Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks. :shifty:

I haven't given blood since shortly after I took my last professional exams - due to the stupid rule about not having taken drugs for the last month or whatever.

I'm sure that the poor dying old people won't give a shit if their type B has a form of sedative disolved in it :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Gripper

I got stopped from donating,'cause I'm on the beta blockers...shame it was fun,you can get pissed right quick after,plus you get free snacks

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Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks. :shifty:

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:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

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Originally Posted by manker

I haven't given blood since shortly after I took my last professional exams - due to the stupid rule about not having taken drugs for the last month or whatever.

I'm sure that the poor dying old people won't give a shit if their type B has a form of sedative disolved in it :dabs:

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They're very strict now. In fact, only about 45 people in the country are now eligible to give blood. True story. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Liar. You got stopped because of the all the buttsecks. :shifty:

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:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

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I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk. :sick:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Gripper

:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

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I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk. :sick:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Gripper

:O but the Dr told me that it made my veins stand out,don't you do it that way then?

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I don't know what you're used to, but over here they don't take the blood from the veins in your cawk. :sick:

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Where do they take it from then :unsure:

You're arse.

lolroflolmao :dabs:

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

lolroflolmao :dabs:

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You fucking suck at the replyage dude.

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

You're arse.

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:O