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Why?
do I look poor?
do i look sexy?
do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category
have i got a big cock?
have i got what it takes?
have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?
please answer why i get so much free beer from women in my local?
tonight, i only got one pint, the other 5 were bought by women i don't know
nice! :) & thank you girls xxxx
Is it homless outreach week?
edit: Nevermind, that's cruel.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yo mank Dude, It could well be, but you know me dude! ...
me thinks it's more than that mate, ....
do you get free beer? ... ?
nice one!
Sounds like some sort of identity crisis you got there.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
Nope. I don't get beer bought for me by women I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
I think it's quite a rare thing for a woman to go up to a man and offer to buy him a drink if she don't know him.
Mind you, it's rare to have a woman buy a guy a beer even if she knows him. The dirty beetches are accustomed to have things paid for them. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nice one,Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
I was with A No 1 bird tonight in town, well cool babe
she is the best girl in town, but she buy me drinks,
wow.... no identity crisis with me
I did offer, but me looks tonight was stunning, me got date for friday up sherry 'n ham , well pleased!
You city Dude! ..Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Me in small town, the girl knows about me big willy.
Im not surprised, she's probably your mother/aunt/cousin/sister/alloftheaboveQuote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
:dabs:
Indeed :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Perpetuated by delusional blokes. One of my mates is a fecker to get a round out of (I think he has Scottish blood) but come 10pm, he's buying alcopops for any old slapper with half a tit out.
So why all the questions about yourself then? Hmmm???Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Btw, the 'city' I live in has loike a thousand people living in it, if that.
Eugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You still hang out with him? :blink:
fuck no dude! the days have gone, the pop of sheringham is 8,000 +Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
not seen this bird till today
That's no city. That's a village.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
it'a not questions, it's do you get free drinks like me,Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
have you got it dude!
I don't want any free drinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
I don't like mingers coming on to me, no way
I had a girl that was so face pasted it was well scary
Btw these questions don't ask anything about free drinks.Quote:
do I look poor?
do i look sexy?
do people feel sorry for me? or is that the "do I look poor" category
have i got a big cock?
have i got what it takes?
have i got a smile what makes woman wet, very wet?
How do you know that I don't live in St. Davids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
Btw, the fact I live in a village was the point of my post, glebe :P
No free drinks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
fuck!
you are the first Dude! to refuse, ... you are a Dude, right?
I think you missed post #20
Reply to Thread ~ Free Drinks?
I don't get ya Pun Dude! ~ post some pics!
me no under stand, but in saying that I'm not from canada!
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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
how long ago were those days? about 37 years or so?:unsure:
err.... not seen this bird till todayQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Yo Bo, how it's going Dude!
pool night it was ...
im sick of you either rodding by not getting my insults, or just plain not getting them, mang:dabs:
nice one!
you forget i'm from norfolk :)
PS: I won at pool ... FTW
$*%"£"$:angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US