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I was coming into work and I asked the guys leaving how the night went.
I got:
"Aw man, we were so busy that we got the full Boheka without benefit of a reach around".
All righty then.
I have no idea what a "full Boheka" is, but I'm not really sure I could handle the truth.
I keep mumbling the phrase and suppressing a laugh.
It's obviously twice as good as a half Boheka.
I got one of those apple sticker thingies stuck on my brain.
I actually burst out laughing when I read that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
If you knew the guy who said that, you would start to wonder why he knew that phrase.
Ok, the story of Joe:
Joe was allegedly after this girl in college and started taking all these art and ballet courses so that he could get her.
Anywho, to impress her with his "tolerance" he shows up at a "gay pride" parade in Dallas.
Randomly, the Dallas press takes a picture of the parade, with Joe as the focal point, standing on the streets.
A family friend in Dallas sends the photo to Joe's parents in Houston.
Joe arrives home with Mom holding the newspaper photo in hand, crying and wondering what is wrong with her boy.
So Joe marries the girl in the picture with him.
Currently they are divorced, and I keep teasing Joe that he really only married her to cover up his real sexual preference.
The data just keeps adding up.
Not joking, not rodding, just "the facts".
everytime i go to a checkout i nearly burst out laughing, it started at work and i don't know why :dabs:
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Originally Posted by hobbes
anything from chappelle.
Del boy falling through the bar in "Only fools and horses",whilst trying to look cool and impress some girls :)
Jocko McBannockburn
Yeah, that was the funniest thing :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
a blood clot :)
The phrase - "If my hands were metal that would mean something."
Perhaps your "friend" is planting subliminal messages in your head........ ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
Stop thaaat, stop that right now
"Rectum,
Damn near killed 'em"
or
Phil McCraken
lines from 'friday' are great.
Ezal: you can have your knife back cause I steal I don't kill.
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Reverend: What we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: Nigga...
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.
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Dad: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.
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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
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Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up - I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
The Irn Bru advertisement on the telly just now
'Look at Raoul bouncing up and down!'
The Irn Bru advertisement on the telly just now
'Look at Raoul bouncing up and down!'
At my work the old reach around is performed before the ass phucking . I think thats why I'm so hated ,I prefer being kissed first . But thats just me .
@hobbes , thats great one of the warehouse's best lines "wrecked him" ? :D
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I need tp for my bunghole.
headache
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Originally Posted by hobbes