Confess your sins here!

I'm sure Karma is after me so here's a list of my sins from the past month or so.

Please do join in so I don't feel too evil:unsure:

1. Stole some Vaseline menthol from the local Tesco
( did lose it the next day though)

2. bf and I stole a packet of sausages because the thing wouldn't scan, wouldn't accept the code on the packet and there was no shop assistant to be seen ( I think maybe we were meant to take 'em, after all, they were reduced)

3. Got snogged by someone who wasn't my bf whilst very drunk


There, that's me squared up.

:naughty:

Had impure thoughts about Kelly Brook. :naughty:

That's about it. :01:

stole 48 cans of lager from gypos on holiday.

I was mean to a farmer once,

and I always call my sister fat, because she is.

Also I thought about becoming Buddhist, but realised Buddhists don't eat meat, then I said "Gandhi was a twat" out loud.

shot a bird

shot a guy in leg (bb gun)

hit my dog out of coolness

lied

about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

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Originally Posted by 4play

about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

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premeditated sin :ph34r:

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

I had impure thoughts :cry:

And I lied to some random blonde chick who wanted to get it on with me or something to put her off, 'cos I couldn't be bothered with her right then (in hindsight, that was prolly my loss).




Oh yeah, and I did rob that old lady.

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Originally Posted by Chebus

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

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Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.


My confession is that I told my missus that Chebus was a mate I knew from university. It all got a bit confusing when I decided to tell her the shameful truth but I think I got away with it :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Chebus

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

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Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.

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Apparently, you mocked my dancing so I told you to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar. I then went on to say that all of you (the girls as well) were working-class so I would (having been temporarily promoted to middle-class that night) own the mines and you were my Welsh working-class slaves.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

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That really is mental talk. :no:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by manker

Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.

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Apparently, you mocked my dancing so I told you to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar. I then went on to say that all of you (the girls as well) were working-class so I would (having been temporarily promoted to middle-class that night) own the mines and you were my Welsh working-class slaves.

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It all makes sense now :schnauz:

It's funny how things come back to you with alarming clarity a day or two later - most things after 2 O'Clock remain fuzzy tho'. Btw, teh missus just phoned and reminded me that I have to email Alan so that he can send me some pics of you with 'Liverpool' written across your forehead.

I thought I dreamt that.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Apparently, you mocked my dancing so I told you to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar. I then went on to say that all of you (the girls as well) were working-class so I would (having been temporarily promoted to middle-class that night) own the mines and you were my Welsh working-class slaves.

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It all makes sense now :schnauz:

It's funny how things come back to you with alarming clarity a day or two later - most things after 2 O'Clock remain fuzzy tho'. Btw, teh missus just phoned and reminded me that I have to email Alan so that he can send me some pics of you with 'Liverpool' written across your forehead.

I thought I dreamt that.

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Now, see this is what partying should be about. Writing stuff on someone else's forehead, and doing silly stuff.

Not wandering around aimlessly at the edge of things, staring at the pretty lights :dabs:

Your weekend > mine.

/me feels sorry for himself.

There's nothing wrong with wandering aimlessly looking at pretty lights.
If you're doing that around 3AM it usually means it was a pretty good night and drugs were a-plenty.


If only they didn't raid Glasgow around Christmas time when they had all these pretty blue lights in the trees along the Clyde :(

so when are we having a glsgow geptogether?

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Originally Posted by manker

It all makes sense now :schnauz:

It's funny how things come back to you with alarming clarity a day or two later - most things after 2 O'Clock remain fuzzy tho'. Btw, teh missus just phoned and reminded me that I have to email Alan so that he can send me some pics of you with 'Liverpool' written across your forehead.

I thought I dreamt that.

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Now, see this is what partying should be about. Writing stuff on someone else's forehead, and doing silly stuff.

Not wandering around aimlessly at the edge of things, staring at the pretty lights :dabs:

Your weekend > mine.

me feels sorry for himself.

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:( It does seem as if your weekend didn't go so well.

In all fairness, I think the forehead painting went on a few years ago, not when I was there. Mind, I'm sure that there was more silly stuff that happened - I'll post about it when I remember it :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

so when are we having a glsgow geptogether?

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I duno, wasn't JP gonna let us all stay in the east wing of his house or something.

i think cheese posted a pic of his forehead painting on the old old moderation. i'm gonna see if i can find a link

found the page but the pic has expired.

http://www.withcheese.ipbfree.com/in...8&hl=liverpool

lets see if google cache can help

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Originally Posted by Skweeky1

There's nothing wrong with wandering aimlessly looking at pretty lights.

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I was indoors the whole time I did that tho' :dabs:

They can't possibly have been as pretty as I remember them.

were you on E?

Nah, just some weed, or something, and a few beers.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Had impure thoughts about Kelly Brook. :naughty:

That's about it. :01:

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also watched that agatha christie thing. (my mp3 player ran out of batteries :snooty: )

had impure thoughts about everyone, including harry enfield :dabs:


not been able to touch myself for a week :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

found the page but the pic has expired.

http://www.withcheese.ipbfree.com/in...8&hl=liverpool

lets see if google cache can help

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I took it down a while ago. I am now off to Alan's flat to destroy all evidence of Liverpool love on my forehead.

mulcadia did a football joke :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

mulcadia did a football joke :smilie4:

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:score:

i might let him off because i presume he was thinking of manchester united fans. of which there are none in manchester :dabs:

I've been sin-free for some time...I'm sure I've thought some uncharitable thoughts here and there, but they were well-deserved, so I'm clean.

I'll try to do worse next time, Skweeky. :)

Amendment:

I cursed (without blaspheming, of course) an eight-ball which refused to roll the last quarter-inch into the corner pocket after travelling five rails beautifully.

Mea culpa.

A rouge such as yourself should be stuck repeatedly with a bag of hot nickels.

I can hardly belive you capable of such debauchery.

Stuck with a bag :ohmy:

The inhumanity!

Do we lock him in a room with it, or what? :unsure:

Locking him in a room with only his balls to play with to would hardly seem like punishment.

i've never sinned. :happy:


or if i have, i don't regret it enough to let karma bitch slap me to fiery hell.

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Originally Posted by hamm

Locking him in a room with only his balls to play with to would hardly seem like punishment.

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Fair point, someone else should play with his bag :ermm:

You offering? :huh:

No, I reckon we need someone callous, someone who'd pay no heed to the particular pains that come with rough handling of that particular area.

In short, some sort of woman.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

In short, some sort of woman.

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So, how tall do you suppose Lilmiss is?

not very:dabs:

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In short, some sort of woman.

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So, how tall do you suppose Lilmiss is?

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he told me he wasn't a woman, the other day :dabs: