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I have made 9.140625 gallons and 76.2822084375 lbs. of Jizz!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 65 yards.
I have killed approximately 421,200,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 2340 kittens.
:smilie4:
You can't keep it all in :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Population control FTW!
You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.
Ziggy beat me :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
:naughty:
You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.
:(
Please show video footage of your achievements in one
PooveQuote:
Originally Posted by 100%
You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.
I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Did you thank him at all, at all. :huh:
:glag: :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
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Originally Posted by j2k4
:pinch: :reallol: you still eat babies though :snooty:
You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 80.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2912 kittens.
:ermm:
The last bit kind off scares me about the kittens :blink:
You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 18 hookers.
:dabs:
The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Cheese=west country ripper :ohmy:
He might be a eunuch :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
The dabs smilie does have a universal truth to it. :dabs:
That's a Kajagoogoo album, if memory serves.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is Cheese The Cheddar Chopper???
I'm the Cheddar Chopper only I never done it, I only said I done it so that they would stop reading me Yogi's posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
You have made 39.8125 gallons and 332.25139675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8311111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,834,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10192 kittens.
You wanker :nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by wavertreeboy
You dirty cockwanker.
You skanky jizzgobblerQuote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
You whorematropic spunkspizzler.
You've got a nerve calling me a spunkspizzler. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Hypathetically.....If I were a lad loike.......
You have made 60.9375 gallons and 508.54805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.3333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.