Would "Gorillas" ship today?

Would the DOS game "Gorillas" ship on today's XP/Vista, or would it be pulled?

http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/gorilla/pik2.gif

Possible group complaints:

Animal cruelty (Gorillas are killing other gorillas!)
Nudity (The gorillas could actually be wrestlers and are naked!)
Violence (The gorillas are KILLING each other!)
Homosexual agenda (Male gorillas throwing exploding bananas are phallic!)
Anti-American (The gorillas use wind direction/volocity to blow up buildings with innocent people!)
Racial (Both those gorillas are the same colour!)
Religious (The sun is a God figure!)
Promoting obesity (The kids should be playing outside!)
Sexism (The gorillas are both male!)
Liberal agenda (The gorillas represent business and are killing each other!)

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I prefer the other gorillas thread.

I've still not figured out this poll thing. :blushing:

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

Anti-American (The gorillas use wind direction/volocity to blow up buildings with innocent people!)

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How the frig would that be anti-merkin?:blink:

Because of the terrorists.

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

I've still not figured out this poll thing. :blushing:

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No0b :smilie4:

If you write you answers really quick no one notices.

oooh, those pesky only-attack-america terrorists:fist:

I wrote the thread and the poll at the same time. :P

And because Microsoft is an American company.

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

I've still not figured out this poll thing. :blushing:

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

oooh, those pesky only-attack-america terrorists:fist:

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Terrorists attacking a country that's not America! Preposterous!

Ahhh, back in the days when games were proper games. :sigh:

Ever had one of those threads that seemed like a good idea at the time? :P

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