Easter eggs this year?
And are you having an Easter meal?
Banal thread-starting to bump up ratio.
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Easter eggs this year?
And are you having an Easter meal?
Banal thread-starting to bump up ratio.
Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.
FFS.
I got two.
Banal reply resulting in a slight lowering of ratio.
Why not give them the eggs you got today?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I got two from work, and a big Lindt rabbit from the Novotel in town for some reason. :dabs:
Spar was selling the same eggs you get in the supermarkets at two for a fiver, for £10.00. Someone said he felt like such a fuckface when neglectful parents came in to do some last minute shopping. I would have enjoyed their pain and accidently dropped their hollow chocolate eggs. I guess someone is much nicer than I.
Because I want to eat them :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
i got a yorkie one and a kitkat one :01:
no easter dinner but do plan on cooking something l8r http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...easterdabs.gif
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Originally Posted by manker
You don't eat them, cawkfan. You leave them in the shiny foil, untouched and perfect so your loved ones, who have greedily scoffed their own confectionary, covet them intensely. It will make them unhappy for ages. :evil:
Aiming for an inverse ratio here. Seems the most achievable option.
You got sent a big rabbit from a large faceless hotel chain and you dont know why. Thats bizarre, you should name the rabbit Harvey.
I ate way too many easter eggs, no meal because I'm the only one at my flat atm
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Originally Posted by StephG
My workplace puts a lot of business their way. I can only assume it's to do with that, not because I frequent the Novotel a lot. I can't recall ever stepping foot through the doors at all.
I used to do a similar thing with my xmas pressies. My method was to open them very slowly, the goal being to make my sister think that I got more than her.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Tears were a bonus :lookaroun
My girlfriend didn't get me any Easter eggs. :(
When I asked for a bit of hers she kicked me. In the face. With her foot.
Did you get her an egg.
the easter bunny came into burger king :dabs:
What did it have to eat, some sort of veggieburger.
it gave us all eggs :ermm:
It gave you what? Oh eggs, I thought you said something else there. My bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Nope. The Easter bunny was on strike or something.
I've done bloody well this year. :happy:
So far; 4 eggs, one plant, £30, new mug, 4 shot glasses, a watch, 2 bags of food stuffs, a passport cover and 4 Stella. :01:
ja. why does that sentence look so disgusting?Quote:
Originally Posted by StephG
It depends if it gave you good eggs or bad eggs.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
What else could she of used :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
This forums full of good eggs and bad eggs :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by StephG
Double post FTW
/me got easter nuts :01:
Keep your zoophilic filth to yourself will you. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
A steel toecapped boot.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
It's Easter lilmissie not Christmas
Sheesh!
eh? :unsure:
It seems, everyone else has really gash family n friends.
I'll swap a grandparent for a lump of red leicester, if ya want. :lookaroun
That seems quite reasonable.Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
heh. you're only getting the mackem grannie, before you get all excited.
she only gives out blank video tapes or Roses chocs. :happy:
only trading her in because she keeps calling me Gary, btw. :snooty:
Hey! you get confused as you get olderQuote:
Originally Posted by missie
I think :unsure:
Mackem's are a bit scary though :ph34r:
i have a real life friend who is a mackem, he goes to sunderland games and all. fact.
he went to the game against everton? which was snowed off and was offered tickets to arsenal ina better stand and travel down due to the snowing offness.
is his name Gary? :unsure:
na his name is bennet.
I got a mars egg and some Ferrero Rocher, and yeah i had to do the "Monsieur, with these Ferero Rocher you are really spoling us" thang. On my own, in isolation, in my head. Okeyyyz time to check into the clinic.
is your name Gary? :ermm:
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by dictionary.com
Easter nuts:
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/8...apod1lo.th.jpg
Didn't get any, bought a box of Quality Street and a box of Roses 2 for a fiver...so me and bf scoffed the lot.
You say that but people are so selfish. You dont realise how much youll miss your red leicester until its gone. Then you regret all the times you didnt bother with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles