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I can understand the need in the army for a knife, can opener and maybe a saw.
But a Wine opener, bottle opener, belt pricker, mini scissor and especially the tooth pick make me wonder about the priorities of the swiss army.
Does the Swiss Army all get a Swiss Army knife?
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Rambo only needs a knife :snooty:
Which one's the tooth pick?
The screwey looking one, looks painful :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
yes. they all get a swiss army knife
Saw one with a usb drive , thought that was a great idea .
http://www.memoryx.net/victorinox.html
After doing a bit of lazy research I've found out that only officers have a bottle opener, because they're drunktards who tend to avoid dying whenever possible.
Also, MacGyver > Rambo. FACT.
Ah, but Jack O'Neill > MacGyver.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
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Maeburn - Hitting another Officer is a Court Martial offence
O'Neill - I'm not going to hit you Maeburn. I'm going to shoot you.
Not much of a Swiss Army knife tho' is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
A tiny blunt blade, scissors that don't work and a nail file.
I din't know swiss had an army :unsure:
I thought they were neutral
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_ArmyQuote:
Originally Posted by Delorean
Taking a neutral stance does not preclude you from having an army.
The neutrality refers to the fact that they will not take part in conflicts twixt other countries. However they are free to change that policy if they decide to.
http://www.eda.admin.ch/sub_dipl/e/h...law/neutr.html
Richard Dean Anderson > Jack O'NeillQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Although, Jack O'Neill is basically Richard Dean Anderson :dabs:Quote:
I can't tell you anything about what happens after the cameras go off, mostly because I'm usually unconscious by then.
In my experience Wenger make the better swiss army knives, the mechanisms are just better, but the knife tends to be a bit twunty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
No way Josey.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Jack O'Neill is the kewlest guy in Kewldom.
(After being zatted)
Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.
:dabs:
jus been reading wikiquote. i wish i could stay awake through an episode to see the occassional bad assery
Ah, yes, for those secret-agent swiss army missions.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
I haven't watched Stargate in a while, does O'Neill turn up much?
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=stargate
86 episodes omg
No, hardly ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
The new guys quite good tho'.
He was in Farscape before.
There's a Swiss army?:blink:
Oh wait Switzerland was a dirty nazi collaborator.:dry:
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Originally Posted by cpt_azad
I thought it was the one with the teeth on it.
T'is tucked into a little slot in the main body with the dinky little tweezers,both of which I have found rather useful.
You gotta clean the knife like every week, or else it gets dirty and the blades gets stuck.
just like every sexual organ
its the little grey thing at the end of the red oval casing, on other side is a tweezer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Leatherman > swiss army knife
Rofl:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Agreed.