Not Nice.....

I've got an appointment at the doctors today.

I have a problem with my Ass.....

it's called a Haemorrhoid "Piles"
it can be a size of a pea or a grape, but not as big as a potato or mellon.
I can tell you, it's fecking not nice,
I keep putting my finger on it to check the size and it's still the size of a pea.

Causes:
strain to empty your bowels, have chronic diarrhoea, are pregnant, have a family history of piles, have varicose veins.

Possible complications:
strangulation, thrombosis, gangrene.

Has anyone had one? it's quite worrying.
I will post a picture to show you if required :lol: only Jk

That's more than a little more than I wanted to know about you Baz. :P

:shuriken:

:lol:

I am told it's quite a common thing to have, and most rich people get it.
I've got to see the Surgery General at Cromer Hospital, will not be nice to have done, but it's better to get it sorted as the fecking pain is quite bad.
The NHS is getting quite posh, you now get an appointment with a secret password; I even get to choose what Hospital I want to go to, how cool is that.

You just want to have some doctor fiddling about with your arse.:ghey:

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I am told it's quite a common thing to have, and most rich people get it.

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What's you're excuse?

Eating too many Lobsters, well I think it could be that :unsure:
At one time I was eating Lobster Curry most nights.

Damn Lobsters

@ Bo, :lol:

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Eating too many Lobsters, well I think it could be that :unsure:
At one time I was eating Lobster Curry most nights.

Damn Lobsters

@ Bo, :lol:

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I think you got those meteoroids due to some gay act.

You really need to cut that shit out.

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Eating too many Lobsters, well I think it could be that :unsure:
At one time I was eating Lobster Curry most nights.

Damn Lobsters

@ Bo, :lol:

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I think you got those meteoroids due to some gay act.

You really need to cut that shit out.

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I think you seem a little too interested in Baz's sex life :ermm:

:lol: gay act, if you say so Dr Busyman

No Pictures i beg you please don't

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I think you got those meteoroids due to some gay act.

You really need to cut that shit out.

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I think you seem a little too interested in Baz's sex life :ermm:

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He's the one that brought up his assteroids.

Whatever you say, thumkber.

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No Pictures i beg you please don't

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would I ..... It's a good close up though,
I was fed up with looking in the mirror at it, so I had to take a picture.

Anusol and a rubber doughnut for you.

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No Pictures i beg you please don't

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would I ..... It's a good close up though,
I was fed up with looking in the mirror at it, so I had to take a picture.

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would I ..... It's a good close up though,
I was fed up with looking in the mirror at it, so I had to take a picture.

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In that case can I draw the mods attention to Baz's avatar.






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For once, I TOTALLY agree with this rule. Thank god for mods.

Apparently, one can just push small ones back in oneself... :blink: therefore avoiding the need for doctors and such like.

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Apparently, one can just push small ones back in oneself... :blink: therefore avoiding the need for doctors and such like.

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...or someone can do it for them.:sick:

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Apparently, one can just push small ones back in oneself... :blink: therefore avoiding the need for doctors and such like.

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wish I was so Lucky sara, Mine is internal, wish it would come out then i could get a pair of pliers and rip it off.
I've just got back from my friends house and I did a silly thing, I walked,
I am in so much pain it's untrue, Will be glad when it's sorted.
Yes I can handle pain, but not pain to this degree.
I'm sure some fecker has a voodoo Doll and is sticking pins in its ass :lol:
Please can I LoL a little or fecking LoL a lot, It takes away the fecking pain a bit.

@ Dan, I've got some Anusol suppositories, how nice :no:
not got a rubber ring..... Yet :lol:

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geez when are the mods gonna delete this thread by accident?

@Buffallo - reality tv is cool with the the teens, but "reality posts" are way too over descriptive. (words>tv)


buuf hope it works out ..

What language is that in?
You seem to forget I come from a poor fishing family and I have had no real education as such.

whoa that's awful! *_*

Woha, I REALLY didnt need to know that.