KitKat.

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07-13-2006, 12:03 PM
manker

KitKat.

Until I was around twenty five, everyone in my village called me 'KitKat'. Lots of people still do.

Why do you think this is?

A) There exists a phoatie of me, passed out asleep, with an eyebrow shaved off and four fingers of a KitKat sticking out of my mouth.

B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

C) After disappearing outside for a while with a local hawtie and being asked if I got into a her jeans, I replied; 'Just call me KitKat' - and it stuck.

D) When people walked past my office, I always appeared to be chatting to the girls rather than doing any work.

E) Was publically forced to tell the truth about the 'shit stains' down a friend's parents' caravan being melted chocolate from KitKat finger fun with a local slapper.

Edit: Fucking 100 character limit on poll options :dabs:
07-13-2006, 12:08 PM
Barbarossa

Re: KitKat.

I'm gonna go with C, because that sounds like you. :dry:
07-13-2006, 12:12 PM
manker

Re: KitKat.

You git! I am a paragon of virtue :kiss:
07-13-2006, 12:14 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: KitKat.

B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

:01:
07-13-2006, 12:25 PM
DorisInsinuate

Re: KitKat.

I vote C) because manker's a hot jug of chocolate manliness.
07-13-2006, 12:26 PM
silicontoad

Re: KitKat.

I vote E - sounds more logical
07-13-2006, 12:28 PM
Busyman

Re: KitKat.

All of the above.
07-13-2006, 12:43 PM
Chip Monk

Re: KitKat.

None of the above.
07-13-2006, 12:43 PM
Guillaume

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

A banker, stealing from children? No way.
07-13-2006, 12:48 PM
Buffalo

Re: KitKat.

A, :lol: KitKat, Nice one maker Dude! :D
07-13-2006, 12:49 PM
Busyman

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffalo

A, :lol: KitKat, Nice one maker Dude! :D

I take it you have a wireless keybord two.
07-13-2006, 12:50 PM
Barbarossa

Re: KitKat.

:lol:
07-13-2006, 12:51 PM
Biggles

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffalo

A, :lol: KitKat, Nice one maker Dude! :D

I take it you have a wireless keybord two.

Two is an integer :lol:

Is it International typo day?
07-13-2006, 12:54 PM
Busyman

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

I take it you have a wireless keybord two.

Two is an integer :lol:

Is it International typo day?

Yes indead.

edit: How long befr maker gives us en anser anyways?
07-13-2006, 03:57 PM
Skweeky

Re: KitKat.

I tihnk it;s C, because you said it had nothing to do with the biscuits
07-13-2006, 04:10 PM
manker

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I tihnk it;s C, because you said it had nothing to do with the biscuits

When I said that, I meant that my post (about a nickname) had nothing to do with biscuits, so I was hijacking, like.
07-13-2006, 04:22 PM
100%

Re: KitKat.

I thaut it waz cuz of when yu waz in prizon like, and you waz da sweetest little biatch in da cell block, hmmmmm huuu you waz our lill kitykat
07-13-2006, 04:27 PM
manker

Re: KitKat.

Hoi! Being inside changes a man, I'll have none of that :snooty:
07-13-2006, 05:08 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: KitKat.

makes you think.
07-13-2006, 06:51 PM
Seedler

Re: KitKat.

E is leading:lol:
07-13-2006, 06:56 PM
Guillaume

Re: KitKat.

So, what was the reason then? :unsure:
07-13-2006, 07:00 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: KitKat.

:dabs:
07-14-2006, 12:23 AM
maebach

Re: KitKat.

Wheres teh STFU manker option?
07-14-2006, 07:49 AM
manker

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guillaume

So, what was the reason then? :unsure:

In the interest of validity of results, I will only reveal the (not really very) shocking truth when the poll closes :smilie4:

This poll will close on 07-27-2006 at 12:05 PM
07-14-2006, 11:03 AM
NikkiD

Re: KitKat.

And what if we can't wait that long to find out? The suspense is killing me.
07-14-2006, 11:20 AM
manker

Re: KitKat.

Sarcasm will get you nowhere :snooty:
07-14-2006, 12:32 PM
Chip Monk

Re: KitKat.

I just think it's that Kitkat is Welsh for big fudd.
07-14-2006, 12:33 PM
manker

Re: KitKat.

Is 'fudd' Scotch for 'penis'?
07-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Chip Monk

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Is 'fudd' Scotch for 'penis'?

No, no it isn't.

Ya fudd.
07-14-2006, 01:16 PM
manker

Re: KitKat.

I just highlighted the word 'fudd', right clicked and selected 'open url in new tab' (need a plug-in to do that :smilie4:), it normally googles the word and displays the first link.

In this case, I got this :blink:
07-14-2006, 01:17 PM
Proper Bo

Re: KitKat.

wucky you
07-14-2006, 01:20 PM
manker

Re: KitKat.

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9587/manker40270ed.jpg

I was so close.
07-14-2006, 02:05 PM
NikkiD

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9587/manker40270ed.jpg

I was so close.

:pinch:

Nope. Not gonna say it. My head might explode, but I'm not gonna say it.
07-14-2006, 02:49 PM
Busyman

Re: KitKat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikkiD

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9587/manker40270ed.jpg

I was so close.

:pinch:

Nope. Not gonna say it. My head might explode, but I'm not gonna say it.

Take a chance and go for it, you're on the internet.:ermm: