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I have acquired a bad case of Nipple rash. :sore:
It's caused by a combo of sea water and Chafing from my T-shirt.
An old Norfolk remedy.
4oz of flour "self raising is best" and some milk, mix to a paste.
apply to the nipple area and allow it to dry fully, it goes rock solid and it stops any further Rash.
you can add Food Dye to the paste so you look Cool when on the beach.
fluorescent green :01:
It sure does work :flowers:
This has been posted about ten minutes ago and not one person made a joke about looking like a complete tit?
You guys are declining :no:
Just stick vaseline on it, i'm sure you have plenty ;)
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@ Guillaume, So it's ok to put Nose sunblock on in fancy colours, result, looking like a twat.
but not on Nipples :rolleyes: have you ever had Nipple Rash
@ Dan, vaseline in this sunlight! it will cook my Nipples :lol:
Why not cut nipple-holes in your T-shirts? You'd look less of a twat. A little.
WTF is nipple-rash? Just stop wearing the chainmail outside.
http://www.anniescostumes.com/8761.jpg
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A&D ointment, good for diaper rash too
Senior citizen rubber panties :no:
:lol:
Nivea creame works like a charm ,or a simple band aid over the said nippler works well too .
Nivea whitening lotion can do the job? :unsure:
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You're too illiterate to be Sara's offspring.
But more literate than many twice his age....however....must remind him to check grammar and spelling or he might be mankerised. :lol:
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:cry: Thanks to you British. We severely fucked up here. Of course there is an organization (whoops 'z' :P) that something like english grammarians or something like that. But we use both US and UK English(es). Sometimes you can see a person speaking like a British but by looking at his/her writings or compositions, it's in US English and vice versa.Quote:
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Heck, I am more to US English as Hollywood teaches me.
Oh btw we spell a 'Z' as zed not zee.
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We couldn't possibly have you writing like some kind of teenage j2k4.
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