Aaarrgggllll!!

Thanks to recent bomb threats I've just managed to get home after travelling for 36 hours:cry:

We finally arrived at Stansted airport at 05.00 on Sunday morning, only to discover that our flight to Glasgow had been cancelled.
Ryanair told us they didn't know the reason for this and since they don't deal with cancellations on the airport, advised us to re-book the flight, free of charge, online.

Tried to do this but the website was too busy, so they gave us the number from the only contact centre in the world that's open on a Sunday... in Italy!!

Not being extremely rich, I couldn't afford to phone Italy from my mobile OR a public payphone.

Ryanair advised to wait till the next morning (28 hours later!!) and try the UK call centre.

Eventually got a hold of RF who made the call for me

Spent 24 hours in the airport, after finally falling asleep some idiot warden woke us up to tell us we were in the handicapped zone. We were under a ledge that was maybe 3 feet high. I wonder how any handicapped person was supposed to get under there.

Anyway, finally made it home. I smell , I'm tired and extremely cranky and some e-bay idiot still han't sent out my item:angry:

Some day you'll look back on this misadventure and laugh and laugh.
Except for the delayed eBay item, of course.

That will be a source of constant irritation till the day you die.

Did you bring any rock back?

received the e-bay item as well :D

No rock, I was in Bournemouth for a few days... couldn't afford the rock there :lol:

The important thing you left out was what the eBay item was.

:shuriken:

Ah of course

20 watches

Do you have a habit of lateness, perchance?

:shuriken:

No.. a lady needs her choice of accesories though.
Especially with the winter coming up

I just woke up. I slept for about 8 hours and my boyfriend has disappeared :lol:

Guess he couldn't stand the look of 'Murder, she wrote' on the telly...

Can't really blame him though. I switch it on to fall asleep :lol:

Nothing keeps you warm like a good timepiece.

Exactly.
Also very important to know when the bus comes.

/me goes back to slump on the sofa

What kind of watch are they/

SKWEEKY IS A GIRL!? I thought you were a dude, my bad
it should say male or female under amount of posts...

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Spent 24 hours in the airport, after finally falling asleep some idiot warden woke us up to tell us we were in the handicapped zone. We were under a ledge that was maybe 3 feet high. I wonder how any handicapped person was supposed to get under there.

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Midgets :yes:

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SKWEEKY IS A GIRL!? I thought you were a dude, my bad
it should say male or female under amount of posts...

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Have you AT ALL read any of my posts concerning lesbians in the bath tub??

How many lesbians do you think are willing to get it on with a bloke?:blink:


@ Barbie: That's what I was going to say to her but I thought the better of it:ermm:

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How many lesbians do you think are willing to get it on with a bloke?:blink:

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All of them, given the right encouragment :smilie4:

The ones I know kinda look like blokes anyway....

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The ones I know kinda look like blokes anyway....

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Yea ... me too, but have you seen the ones on the interweb - they're fecking gorgeous.

Did you ever get round to watching Sugar Rush? :unsure:

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Did you ever get round to watching Sugar Rush? :unsure:

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Nah, still on my HD :dabs:



I hear thinking about Sugar Rush (after having watched it, of course) is a good way to induce cummage during drunk secks, n'est ce pas?

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SKWEEKY IS A GIRL!? I thought you were a dude, my bad
it should say male or female under amount of posts...

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I agree.

But omyword, didn't you read Skweeky's post about an old neighbor staring at her or something? Gosh pay attention.:mellow:

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Did you ever get round to watching Sugar Rush? :unsure:

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Nah, still on my HD :dabs:



I hear thinking about Sugar Rush (after having watched it, of course) is a good way to induce cummage during drunk secks, n'est ce pas?

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I think it might work if you haven't actually watched it, but once you've watched it, it stops working :dabs:

You make it sound like a Ch4 series about schoolgirl lesbians isn't worth watching :dabs:

Anyhow, on an intrepid interweb investigation inspired by Skweeky, I've just found a shedful of Jo Guest porn.

Jo Guest > lesbians :smilie4:

I'm good at inspiring I am.

I once had this stunning lesbian working for me. Unfortunately she also used to cut herself :s

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I'm good at inspiring I am.

I once had this stunning lesbian working for me. Unfortunately she also used to cut herself :s

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A vulnerable, stunning lesbian with low self-esteem, you say.

Sounds about ripe for turning :smilie4: