"Mother Fu**ng Snakes on the Mother Fu**ng Plane"
Ok just got back from watching it-and it was a good movie to make you jump-snakes were coming from every place on the plane- i loved it my lady almost ripped my arm off my shoulder-so im given you a heads up-DONT let your lady or guy hold any body part cause they will try to tear it off-and you need to be ready to have there feet in your lap all night,cause after 20 minutes in they WILL take there feet off the floor-YOU CAN BET ON IT-.....................Now let me give you the heads up on the rip off "snakes on a train" it is made from the company "the Asylum" they are putting straight to video movies out that are VERY similar to its big budget movie brother.http://www.theasylum.cc/homeentertainment.html go to this page and you will see what im talking about. Anyways "Snakes on a train" is so bad that i cant even begin to explain but here is the story line:
Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.
CAST: ALBY CASTRO, JULIA "RYANNE" RUIZ, GIOVANNI BEJARANO, AL GALVEZ
* WRITTEN BY: ERIC FORSBERG
* DIRECTED BY: THE MALLACHI BROTHERS
ok well here is the link to the movie if you want to see it <link removed>
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well sometimes i do-but in this case im just quoting samuel jackson- it is the best line in the movie
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just saw the preview, this must be sam jack's all time low.
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just saw the preview, this must be sam jack's all time low.
:lol:
I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see the previews. He's taken some shit parts before, but damn.... :ermm:
There's not a chance in hell that I'll see this movie. :no2:
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just saw the preview, this must be sam jack's all time low.
:lol:
I'm thinking the exact same thing every time I see the previews. He's taken some shit parts before, but damn.... :ermm:
There's not a chance in hell that I'll see this movie. :no2:
watch it, its good.
dont dis jack :P
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this movie sounds stupid as hell
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Global Jihad
this movie sounds stupid as hell
ah ur one of those people who judges movies before they evan see them...watch it first then say what u think.
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i didnt say i was going to see it, and i didnt say it sucks, i just said it SOUNDS stupid
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And really... can you blame him? It does sound stupid... it sounds stupid as hell.
Snakes on a Plane? Whats the next one going to be called?
Spiders on a Boat?
Alligators on a School Bus?
Killer bees on a subway?
Too many people in an SUV?
Bacon on my frying pan?
=/
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you forgot - "Actors in a Movie"
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well sometimes i do-but in this case im just quoting samuel jackson- it is the best line in the movie
:lol:
That's makes sense.
Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.
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good2go38756
well sometimes i do-but in this case im just quoting samuel jackson- it is the best line in the movie
:lol:
That's makes sense.
Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.
I find it funny that your sentence, "That's makes sense." doesn't make any sense at all, but I got your drift. ;)
Anyways, you're right about it being classic Sam Jackson. Reminds me of... LINK
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It's actually Tigers Under My Bed
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This movie is a long way from Samuel Jackson's all time low-what about:"Def by Temptation" (1990)-"Loaded Weapon 1" (1993)now dont get me wrong there was a kick ass quote in this movie: Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare:)
"Hail Caesar" (1994)- "The Great White Hype" (1996)- and lets not forget the whole "WWF/WWE" thing he did in the late 90's----- now of course this isnt "Pulp Fiction"-But it is soooooooooooooo much better then "Anacondas 2: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid" thats not saying much but you have to take it for what it is a fun movie that has "Motherfu**ing SNAKES on the Motherfu**ingPLANE".........................................................................................................................................................................................................Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!- Samuel Jackson aka Jules Winnfield from "PULP FICTION"
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this movie does sounds tupid. But what about batman? spiderman?
Anywqays i saw this movie and i thought it was really funny. Its pretty entertaining to just wathc. Better than most crap out now. If you want to see a really lame crap movie go watch pulse. Half of it makesno sense at all.
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Jackson took the part just based on the title of the movie alone. ;) When they wanted to change it to something generic, he was vocal in support for "Snake on a Plane." :P
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It should actually be "Snakes in a Plane"
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It should actually be "Snakes in a Plane"
Ya no shit, someone forgot spellcheck.
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just got done watching this and it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't good either. whatever that means. all i can say is that it was better than, "snakes on a train" which i watched be4 this...
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I'm going to watch this tomorrow night.
I think it will fucking rock.
Oh, and to all the people who think the premis is stupid; DUH!
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I've been reluctant to see this movie, but I guess I'll have to give it a go...
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Hehe.. it realy does sound stupid... but i will se it anyway.. ;)
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Hehe.. it realy does sound stupid... but i will se it anyway.. ;)
Yes, do, that makes total sense. :blink:
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Busyman™
:lol:
That's makes sense.
Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane.
I find it funny that your sentence, "That's makes sense." doesn't make any sense at all, but I got your drift. ;)
Anyways, you're right about it being classic Sam Jackson. Reminds me of...
LINK
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GAWDAMNIT I MISS CHAPPELLE'S SHOW! Thanks for that.
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
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And really... can you blame him? It does sound stupid... it sounds stupid as hell.
Snakes on a Plane? Whats the next one going to be called?
Spiders on a Boat?
Alligators on a School Bus?
Killer bees on a subway?
Too many people in an SUV?
Bacon on my frying pan?
=/
lol, I 100% agree with ^^ :P
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LMAO, this movie looked kinda lame but the hype is hilarious!
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Everything about this movie is so shitty.......Sam must be on the pipe again.
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where i find link for download???????
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It should actually be "Snakes in a Plane"
Ya no shit, someone forgot spellcheck.
how would spell check even pick that up lol
