hot wiring moped

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08-24-2006, 04:09 PM
lyrical

hot wiring moped

hi can any tell me how i can hotwire a mo ped because i have lost my key to it if you can get pictures how to do it that would be great but if not just tell me how plz cheers:D
08-24-2006, 04:13 PM
manker

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyrical

hi can any tell me how i can hotwire a mo ped because i have lost my key to it if you can get pictures how to do it that would be great but if not just tell me how plz cheers:D

Jam a screwdriver into the ignition slot and jerk it upwards in a forceful manner.

Job's a good 'un.
08-24-2006, 04:15 PM
Barbarossa

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyrical

hi can any tell me how i can hotwire a mo ped because i have lost my key to it if you can get pictures how to do it that would be great but if not just tell me how plz cheers:D

If it's really a moped can't you just like, pedal for the time being? :blink:
08-24-2006, 04:48 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Cut the ignition wires, from where you insert the key.

Straighten a paperclip.

Insert the straight paper clip into one of the wires.

Then insert it into the other. Completing the circuit.

Prevents all the fannying about with wrapping wires around each other. With the sparks and the pain.

When you want to stop the engine simply remove from one or other.
08-24-2006, 10:38 PM
Skweeky

Re: hot wiring moped

Whilst on the subject

Could anyone tell me how to con a multimillion dollar business concern?
I've written it down somewhere but I lost the bit of paper

Thanks

Much appreciated
08-24-2006, 10:43 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

I could, but I shan't.

How many apostrophes should the word "shan't" have btw.
08-24-2006, 10:45 PM
Skweeky

Re: hot wiring moped

shaln't
08-27-2006, 03:00 PM
tesco

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Cut the ignition wires, from where you insert the key.

Straighten a paperclip.

Insert the straight paper clip into one of the wires.

Then insert it into the other. Completing the circuit.

Prevents all the fannying about with wrapping wires around each other. With the sparks and the pain.

When you want to stop the engine simply remove from one or other.

Whats the difference between wrapping the wires together and sticking a paper clip in?
Either way there would be sparks, and I doubt any pain...
08-27-2006, 03:14 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Cut the ignition wires, from where you insert the key.

Straighten a paperclip.

Insert the straight paper clip into one of the wires.

Then insert it into the other. Completing the circuit.

Prevents all the fannying about with wrapping wires around each other. With the sparks and the pain.

When you want to stop the engine simply remove from one or other.

Whats the difference between wrapping the wires together and sticking a paper clip in?
Either way there would be sparks, and I doubt any pain...

There's far fewer sparks with the paper clip method, it works better and is easier to disconnect, reconnect when required.

To disconnect the wrapped wires is a pain in the arse, to disconnect the paperclip method you simply pull on the wire, ooer missus, and it comes apart, leaving the paperclip in one of the wires.
08-27-2006, 08:42 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Jam a screwdriver into the ignition slot and jerk it upwards in a forceful manner.

Job's a good 'un.

:yup: Yep, that'll do it.
Or just unsrew the ignition and twist the wires together.

Or carry it home :lol:

Jonno :cool:
08-27-2006, 08:44 PM
tesco

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossco

Whats the difference between wrapping the wires together and sticking a paper clip in?
Either way there would be sparks, and I doubt any pain...

There's far fewer sparks with the paper clip method, it works better and is easier to disconnect, reconnect when required.

To disconnect the wrapped wires is a pain in the arse, to disconnect the paperclip method you simply pull on the wire, ooer missus, and it comes apart, leaving the paperclip in one of the wires.

Actually if its gotta be "permanent" might as well install a switch :huh:
08-27-2006, 08:45 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

There's far fewer sparks with the paper clip method, it works better and is easier to disconnect, reconnect when required.

To disconnect the wrapped wires is a pain in the arse, to disconnect the paperclip method you simply pull on the wire, ooer missus, and it comes apart, leaving the paperclip in one of the wires.

Actually if its gotta be "permanent" might as well install a switch :huh:

You'd think the makers would have thought of that.
08-27-2006, 09:10 PM
tesco

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossco

Actually if its gotta be "permanent" might as well install a switch :huh:

You'd think the makers would have thought of that.

They did.:blink:
08-27-2006, 09:14 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossco

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

You'd think the makers would have thought of that.

They did.:blink:

Well they should have followed it thro' and installed one.
08-27-2006, 09:16 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

I wonder what colour the ped is and if it has lots of mirrors and whether or not the owner has a parker jacket.

Jonno :cool:
08-27-2006, 09:16 PM
tesco

Re: hot wiring moped

They did but somebody lost the key for it :snooty:
08-27-2006, 09:21 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

I wonder what colour the ped is and if it has lots of mirrors and whether or not the owner has a parker jacket.

Jonno :cool:

~~Snooker~~ Scooter ~~cue~~ rod ftw.

It's a doubler if you count parker.
08-27-2006, 09:22 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by rossco

They did but somebody lost the key for it :snooty:

So why doesn't he/she just hotwire it FFS.

All you need is a pair of snips and a paperclip.
08-27-2006, 09:24 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

no no, not "Rod" JP, Mod! :rolleyes:

BELL BOY!! :01:

Jonno :cool:
08-27-2006, 09:28 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

no no, not "Rod" JP, Mod! :rolleyes:

BELL BOY!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

Do you think all the mods have grown up and are now called forum stars.

CAWKHEAD
08-27-2006, 09:41 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

Maybe.

btw, the Bell Boy comment was not aimed at you, it was a quote from Quadraphenia, although....

BUTTMUNCH!

Jonno :cool:
08-27-2006, 09:47 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Maybe.

btw, the Bell Boy comment was not aimed at you, it was a quote from Quadraphenia, although....

BUTTMUNCH!

Jonno :cool:

http://personal.cobleskill.edu/stude...erjm/sting.jpg
08-27-2006, 09:57 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

Hmmmm, wcw? name?

Nice macintosh too, very matrix. Friend of yours? :P

Jonno :cool:
08-27-2006, 09:59 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Hmmmm, wcw? name?

Nice macintosh too, very matrix. Friend of yours? :P

Jonno :cool:

Stop it.
08-27-2006, 10:07 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

Make me.... you over articulate person.

Furry hood?

Jonno :cool:
08-27-2006, 10:10 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: hot wiring moped

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Make me.... you over articulate person.

Furry hood?

Jonno :cool:

:noes:
08-27-2006, 10:15 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: hot wiring moped

Hurry food?

Jonno :cool: