...is today.
I shall be wearing a suit.:ph34r:
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...is today.
I shall be wearing a suit.:ph34r:
i will be wearing my kilt.
Do you have to make a speech ? I always hated that , why I prefer not to be in the wedding party . Post some pics later . :)
someone should tell your sister that weddings are ghey :no:
The important thing to find out is if they have an open bar. My cousin's wedding did.
:shuriken:
Give her my best.
Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.
Not that she'll know that yet - so don't spoil the surprise, Chebus.
I'm not making a speech but I will be doing an interpretative dance.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
Feck, I think I've grown since I bought this fucking suit (Sunday), and also as well my feet seem to having trouble squeezing into my posh shoes.
That person would have to be as brave as a truckload of Steven Seagals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Yeah, my sister's future husband works for a wine company as does my missus so I think we should have a fair bit of free wine to be drinking.:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
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Originally Posted by manker
Poor girl, that chastity belt my dad has made her wear for the last 26 years must be really uncomfortable.
Are you an usher? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I was best man at my mates 2nd marrige a month ago,hope it lasts longer than his first,I was best man at that one as well.
Hoi, Chebus
Have a fucking good time, wish your sister and your family all the best from us.
Yes, I hope it was fun, too.
me ma gave away a ghey bloke at his wedding oan Wed.
i've never heard of a woman giving a bloke away.
buts i've never heard of a wedding onna wednesday either. :huh:
<Insert V Poor Weddingsday joke here>
:no: wouldha thought that was above you.
happy wedding night ginger, btw. :happy:
Seriously, mang, take it easy with that Justin Timberlake-listening.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnYSeriously, mang, take it easy with that Justin Timberlake-listening.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
manker = willie watcher. Fact
For some reason, the phrase "wistfully gazing" comes to mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Someone will be screwing Cheese's sister tonight. Fact. :D
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Originally Posted by Gripper
Mabye your the problem ? :P
Bumpage, in case the Cheebus comes along.
No chance, from what I hear the poor cunt has been pissed since early Friday afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Fucking good wedding though.
That's good :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseNo chance, from what I hear the poor cunt has been pissed since early Friday afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Fucking good wedding though.
Apparently he got so pissed that he now talks about himself in the third-person.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnYThat's good :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Edit: Actually, I think he got so pissed he's not even sure what person he is talking in.
Oh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseApparently he got so pissed that he now talks about himself in the third-person.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Edit: Actually, I think he got so pissed he's not even sure what person he is talking in.
Well, I'm glad it was fun.
Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)
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Originally Posted by SnnYOh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Well, I'm glad it was fun.
Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)
She got married, giggling I might add, and then we all got pissed, so much fun was had by all.
And there was much rejoicing.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlQuote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
She got married, giggling I might add, and then we all got pissed, so much fun was had by all.
Aye, ginguar. The other sister is 15 so she has to wait 11 more years before she is allowed to talk to men.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnYOh, I thought he might have turned into a crabby girl, or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Well, I'm glad it was fun.
Everything went well for ginguar too, I hope? (If she was indeed the person who got married, can't remember how many siblings you have.)
ginguar was made up, I have never seen a woman giggle and blubber at the same time. No doubt there will be a tonne of pictures to post later but if you see a video of myself dressed as a pirate on the stag night it is, in fact, a fake. Very fake. Not me at all.
Gd gd.
Looking forward to seeing pics of this other...mystery-pirate, then.
He is in fact, paying me not to post the vid...:ph34r:
Meh, that has never stopped any woman sending around pics of me to a dozen or so of her closest friends ( :dry: ).
It only happened once, but still.
I'll auction the vid off to the highest bidder. I would post a new thread to do this this but I'm far too drunk.
Payment method? :unsure:
In kind:w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
He probly doesn't have a video of Cheebus, dressed as a pirate, at a stag night.Quote:
Originally Posted by GripperIn kind:w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
That's only a guess, but I'm standing by it.
lol manker, you weird werid thing with a sock tat says mankerQuote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
manker = willie watcher. Fact
I just realised that I'm allowed to talk with men, now.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseAye, ginguar. The other sister is 15 so she has to wait 11 more years before she is allowed to talk to men.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
ginguar was made up, I have never seen a woman giggle and blubber at the same time. No doubt there will be a tonne of pictures to post later but if you see a video of myself dressed as a pirate on the stag night it is, in fact, a fake. Very fake. Not me at all.
That'll make the job as an instant translatist substantially easierQuote:
Originally Posted by SnnYI just realised that I'm allowed to talk with men, now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese