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I'm going to be a smelly tramp for the rest of the day
I've done enough for the good of the planet today.
Donated to Oxfam, quit smoking and have not gone out the door so have no used any petrol so am saving the environment as well.
This is my excuse not to have a shower and lie of the sofa under my duvet for the rest of my day off:D
Also... for some reason I was feeling bad about not doing anything with my day off, which is weird, since there's nothing to be done and after all, it's my day off.
I'd better go and put some washing on
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Phone for carry out food laters for you and hunboy.
That'll put the cherry on the icing on the cake for absolute slobery.
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Originally Posted by
JPaul
Phone for carry out food laters for you and hunboy.
That'll put the cherry on the icing on the cake for absolute slobery.
I didn't know you delivered :blink:
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Peter Kay.
Phone to Chinese Carry Out - Do you deliver.
Answer - No just Lamb or Chicken.
You have to do it in a Northern accent like.
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
I don't eat baby animals
Do you eat baby carrots? :blink:
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Um... nno, they're too expensive
Besides, that's that plan out of the window.
I felt guilty for not doing any cleaning, since bf always cleans when he's home. So I did the washing, then decided the bathroom needed a decent clean as well.
After that I felt so filthy I ended up having a shower and now I'm all dressed and nice smelling :angry:
Wait till he gets home!
How dare he make me feel guilty on my day off??!!
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Tell him he's a selfish bastard, not letting you relax on your day off from ripping off the old and the befuddled.
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Exactly :cry:
Tomorrow I'll be ripping off even MORE old people.
We just took over Goldfish :lol:
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Cook him a candle lit dinner...that'll scare the shit out of him.
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Cooking using candles takes like forever.
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I also had a "day off" today...
Which means I didn't fall asleep until 5am this morning, and woke up at around 4pm. I'm still a bit drowsy.
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Why is your day off between "s ???
What did you have a day off from?
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Because I didn't really have a day off, I just didn't go there. :(
"There" being the mental rehabilitation course I'm on.
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You've come to the right place to be mentally rehabillitated.
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From my experience, this place has the exact opposite effect. :lol:
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sorry I meant retarded :)
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Ah, that makes more sense.
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I tihnk you're overdoing it with 3 posts in the same thread on the same day
You're scaring me now Petri :scared:
:lol:
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Yeah... I just realized I've made more posts today than I usually make in about two months. What's happening to me? :o
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Then again... you're the one getting married and quitting smoking. :ermm:
Have you seen any pigs flying around lately?
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Retarded makes more sense.
That really makes sence.
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Petri
Then again... you're the one getting married and quitting smoking. :ermm:
Have you seen any pigs flying around lately?
No, but it's getting pretty cold here.
Maybe hell is freezing over?
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Originally Posted by
JPaul
[peter kay]
Phone to Chinese Carry Out - Do you deliver.
Answer - No just Lamb or Chicken.
[/peter kay]
:lol: :glag: :lol: