Tirade to manker

Listen, you sheep-shagging, cock-sucking fat cunt.
You're so vile a blind 90 year old incontinent gay bum wouldn't even consider arse fucking you. In fact, last time you went soliciting they had to use the garden hose to get rid of you because the dogs ran away yelping because you smell so badly.
You're so ugly you eventually slithered in the sewers to live on other peoples excrements.
Your only companion is a magazine with Elvis pictures which is now so crusted in sperm you peel bits of it to use it as coffee whitener. You sick fuck.
When you were 6 months old your mum and dad killed themselves because they could not live with the shame of having produced such a vile being.
The orphanage you lived in kicked you out when you were six because the other kids continiously were sick every time they saw you.
So really....



Who really gives a fuck about what you think????

:glag:

Brilliance! Sheer brilliance!

Is this anything to do with the "forum-goer" comment? :blink:

I hope he likes it :blushing:

I think he'll be well chuffed! Well done hon!

I think I'm in love :wub:

I wrote it especially for you :blushing:

Ode to manker
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Oh manker manker manker,
He looks like a petrol tanker,
At least when you see his reflection in,
The distorted side of a chrome bin.

He's not afraid to show his pants,
In a pub full of sycophants,
He'll wrap his head in loo paper,
If he thinks it's a good enough caper.

Oh manker manker manker,
Some say he's a bit of a wanker,
Others lust for his attention,
Proper Bo and Dave are two I could mention.

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Needs a 4th verse but I've run out of anecdotes :dabs:

Oh come on, he's not that bad, sometimes, he does good. :happy:

It's not near as good as my tirade :snooty:

Well at least it rhymes :snooty:

Mine came straight from the heart :snooty:

You think mine didn't :emo:

FYI, I've just put this thread in the wank-bank for later.

Barbie, you big silly :blushing:

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Originally Posted by manker

FYI, I've just put this thread in the wank-bank for later.

Barbie, you big silly :blushing:

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Stop being me, cunt.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

FYI, I've just put this thread in the wank-bank for later.

Barbie, you big silly :blushing:

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Stop being me, cunt.

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I thought I was being Mulder :dabs:

You'll never replace him.

Ode to Mulder
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Oh mulder mulder mulder,
You moved in with a girl,
Who may or may not have had a big chest,
But what we do know,
Is that she had aspirations to be Fred West.

You were cut down in your prime,
A shark was culled before its time,
Now you're in heaven with Scully,
or some hawt cylon skin-job :unsure:

Oh mouldy mouldy mouldy,
your absence leaves a great void,
In that place known as,
the "Last one to post wins 50p" thread

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:cry:

Yeah, the rhyming went out of the window a bit with all the emotion there :dabs:

@manker: You should try being me and only make 0.13 posts a day. That'd make this forum so much more enjoyable...

:P

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Originally Posted by Petri

@manker: You should try being me and only make 0.13 posts a day. That'd make this forum so much more enjoyable...

:P

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H4R5H:O

He's a big boy, I'm sure he can take it.

manker manker manker
you smell of leeks and pretend to be a banker
you hair is gayer than walking a cat on a lead
you like to wrap bog roll round your head
yer missus weren't happy when you bought her a bin
that old cunt jp comes home stinking of gin
gavin henson is your idle
you'd correct me for that cos it's spelt idol
pedantry and cuntness are two of your tools
i felt sick at the picture of your pants and your jewels
everyone knows you hang around schools
looking at kids with hints of drool
maybe that last bit was a bit h4r5h
maybe it's not, you're still an arse.

<3 me

Jagarga your name is Agrajag
Spelt backwards.

and you smell of gin you old cunt.

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Originally Posted by Jagarga

and you smell of gin you old cunt.

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I'm no fan of the Juniper.

Apple is my only mistress.

jake