to my birthday party in April. All are welcome, but you have to come dressed as an insect of some sort.
:D
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to my birthday party in April. All are welcome, but you have to come dressed as an insect of some sort.
:D
I'm coming as a can of bug spray.
i will most likely come as an insect of some sort then. :ermm:
@ Cheese...You're being escorted by two giant spiders to make sure you behave.
@ Alien 5. Yey!
Oooh, can I come?
I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.
Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.
I'd be offended if you didn't come! Didn't you have your birthday down here?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm going to be a praying mantis and cut off the head of my significant other prior to post-birthday intercourse. :yup:
Apologies if I just gave your age away. Removed now.
Oh yeah, I did too. So that's sorted then.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlI'd be offended if you didn't come! Didn't you have your birthday down here?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm going to be a praying mantis and cut off the head of my significant other prior to post-birthday intercourse. :yup:
Apologies if I just gave your age away. Removed now.
Btw, you crazy Greek, you might want to cut his head off post post-birthday intercourse :ermm:
Edit: I didn't notice if you did. Anyway, pensioners can be cool too.
lol will it be in the southern uk? if so i can try to be there. :D
Oh yeh...
But in the praying mantis the head-cutting-off triggers the mating motions.
So then he'd need to be dressed as a praying mantis too, and he's going as bug spray.
Urrrm. Didn't really think that one through.
Plymouth somewhere. I haven't sorted a venue yet but you can come as long as you don't squabble with Cheese.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I didn't know that. We live and we learn.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Btw, I've got a Batman costume and I look really hawt in it. Can I wear that? I know bats aren't insects but they do eat insects.
Honey, anything that shows off your hot lil' tush is fine by me! :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Heh heh.
:lol: :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlHoney, anything that shows off your hot lil' tush is fine by me! :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Heh heh.
Just so as you know, I'm doing clenching exercises as I type in an effort to keep my posterior in pristine condition.
The same could be said for arachnid'sQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I know you were rodding but I find myself unable to manage to convince myself that I should ensure to not be posting this.
I hate you btw.
I like RTJ, in spite of what he thinks, he's just misguided.
:glag: Visions of manker clenching are sending me off to the pub in fits of giggles. xx
Class :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyThe same could be said for arachnid'sQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I know you were rodding but I find myself unable to manage to convince myself that I should ensure to not be posting this.
I hate you btw.
I like RTJ, in spite of what he thinks, he's just emo as feck.
Oh, and fixed.
You've probly chased him away from the lounge now.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is there no bottom to your pit of h4r5hness.
No, mate. It's a bottomless pit lined with spite, bile and barbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyYou've probly chased him away from the lounge now.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Is there no bottom to your pit of h4r5hness.
No, that's your actual bottom you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNo, mate. It's a bottomless pit lined with spite, bile and barbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
It's due to all the clenching.
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyNo, that's your actual bottom you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's due to all the clenching.
How come you're such an expert on my arse - and why can't I remember anything after half-ten last night.
1. GoatseQuote:
Originally Posted by manker:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
How come you're such an expert on my arse - and why can't I remember anything after half-ten last night.
2. 9th Babycham imbibed.
:lol:
For a moment, I was filled with the crazy notion that both incidents were related.
It's not unheard of. The excess babycham, prolapsed arse syndrome.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They actually call it an EBPAS in emergency rooms.
picsQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyIt's not unheard of. The excess babycham, prolapsed arse syndrome.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They actually call it an EBPAS in emergency rooms.
Ask Hairbob, he's got the link.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerpicsQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I'll come as a Cockroach as they are virtually indestructible.
Except for size 8 shoes and nuclear blasts.
or size 12:snooty:
OOh OOh can I come too ? I'll dress as a of can Raid just to get the party started . :D
Bit of a hike like, however I'm sure Cheeseburd would be enchanted by you making the effort.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
Mrs Moss may not be quite so thrilled.
All right, I might show up for sure. Granted you have an address... Why not crash a random party in a foreign country. I can talk about filesharing, unless J2-something or busyman show up...
Think that'd stop it pretty quickly! You are excused over length of distance to travel, however if you'd kindly post pictures of yourself dressed as a can of raid on April 21st, then I'd consider it a noble and fitting 30th birthday gift.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
That goes for the rest of you non-attendees too.
If somebody started to eat your head during sweat love making you would wriggle like feck too :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:yup:
what the fuck... :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Compromise for JP who kept fixing sweet to sweaty - I went for a half way house :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossawhat the fuck... :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles