Mine can liquidize a melon in 15 seconds! It's a Kenwood!
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Mine can liquidize a melon in 15 seconds! It's a Kenwood!
Impressed?
Anything that can "liquidize" impresses me. :P
wow. amazing...how bout ice?
yeah but mine can liquidize a baboon in under a minute.
Its a phillips, by the way, and tried and tested on various animals (not by myself of course)
It don't cum with a spell checker Miss!
Mine can cave in my basement in 10 seconds, Russian junk powwa
Then you wuz robbed.Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@31 May 2003 - 13:49
It don't cum with a spell checker Miss!
mine can liquidize rocks. possibly diamonds. but why would i want to do that?
Must be the Kalashnikov 3200 series will in built wanking spanners!Quote:
Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:49
Mine can cave in my basement in 10 seconds, Russian junk powwa
No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)
is that the one with the add-on clit tickler?
It's so important to equip yerself with all those all important accessories!Quote:
Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:54
No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)
Ever tried poo young feller!Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@31 May 2003 - 19:49
yeah but mine can liquidize a baboon in under a minute.
Its a phillips, by the way, and tried and tested on various animals (not by myself of course)
"is that the one with the add-on clit tickler? "
Yeah, you saw one of those?
Don't you alway expect orgasm's?Quote:
Originally posted by Natsume Atsuko@31 May 2003 - 19:54
No No, Ctepeo 6000 model with built in vibe generator (< can cause unexpected orgasms)
One so beautiful as you, miss should be in a position to not only expect .. but to demand!
My grandmother uses an old fashioned hand whisk. How technology has improved huh?
I don't expect them while sleeping and someone comes and turns on my Ctepeo :PQuote:
Don't you alway expect orgasm's?