When I'm Drunk. I'm pissing now.
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Peace bd
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When I'm Drunk. I'm pissing now.
Wireless keyboards rawk. Fact.
Peace bd
Are you sure, that your kidneys are ok?
Other than being drunk the kidneys told me to tell you and the missus,that they are doing great. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Imagine_If
p.s. My liver told me tell you...to fuck off. :)
Peace,Paul
phew..glad to hear that. It helps to have good working kidneys..and also, if you still have two, you can always sell one, if you are broke and need some extradopecash, later.
True. (then me can buy some more rum. :) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Imagine_If
Peace,Paul
It's because alcohol is full of poison, so your body just dumps it out.
Assuming you're drinking alcohol, not drunk on tropical fruit drink, or actually drunk at all, not internet-look-at-me drunk
Not my style,chum. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Peace bd
cuz u drink alcholol drinks like bear or breazer or abottle of vodka.. the kidney sucks the alcohol, and dumbs the other lequid shit to ajourney in ur guts, thats why u piss alot
Alcohol is a diuretic, like caffeine, and induces you to piss a lot. And once the seal is broken there is no going back - you will be pissing forever! Just get a colostomy bag and you will never have to get up to go the toilet (at least not until the bag is full).
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/LIF/LIF140/NU206006.jpg
Certain bad quality "grass," has this property too.
You don't have a colostomy bag for urine,you have a catheter fed up your penis into your bladder and that drains into a bag,newb medics:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by popopot
When I die Cheese will post an Auction for my Kidneys. They're in pretty good shape, except for the slight pickling round the edges.