It's that sickly ...erm
I think Mohammad had a point.
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It's that sickly ...erm
I think Mohammad had a point.
I'll be thinking of him next time I roast a pig. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
Exactly my sentiment! If fact I couldn't have put it better. If you read back, you will notice also, I didn't.
Pork chops are good. Pulled pork sammiches are good. Bacon is good.
The other white meat. :01:
Please resolve your conflict and re-post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
Actually, I think pork is evil and should be burned...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
...until the pink is gone, then it should be masticated and swallowed in order to hide it so as to not offend the eyes of any Muslims in the area. ;)
Yes but Muslin is similar to the word Muslim, and it's well know that all Muslim women use muslin, as a filter to filter out that rancid smell, so that could confuse Mohammad
Yeah, I've heard that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
Which is not a good idea. So the thing is, he made a mistake, which might have been good for the populations of pigs, but you should see the ravage it bought to the chicken, sheep, cow, and goatpollutionspopulations, whose throats they still open to this day.
Is there a soulution?
I will pop it hereQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Please resolve your conflict and re-post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
so that feels better..Quote:
Originally Posted by solo
..and I have good news for all the hungry lounge wolves too!
We have decided to roast Erik, the half pig, to celebrate the occasion, and you are all invited. :w00t:
I thought I told you this Solo, they wont touch pork in here, not that they are Muslins or whatever, or even the smell, it's just, they like pigs. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
Now if it were a fish..like Bot.
Solo... You're on your own.
Not having a witty, of the cuff comment, to that masterpiece from VB1234 I will just have to ply for time..and make some coffee, brb :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
Lonely Solo consults his PlagiaristcalMagic ..which is a very handy new tool, for budding forum poets. You can load it with three different popular poems, and it jumbles the words and using a secret algorithm, makes three new ones that often make sense.
However, it still has not come up with an adequate reply to VB's masterpiece.
So I will make some more coffee and try again.
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Originally Posted by j2k4I'll be thinking of him next time I roast a pig. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
lol j/k j/k :P
fixed :ermm:
:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankinsQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
fixed :ermm:
That was meant to be my punchline.
yeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
That was meant to be my punchline.
Let me tell you then, even the prettiest wimin have a split.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankinsyeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
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Originally Posted by GepperRankinsyeah, but you're a cunt. my punchline is far more cutting for the worthy elitists (british people) on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
You're not even British,cunt. You were dropped off,outside of
an english home...by your real parents. (who are Canadian)
Everyone knows that. (everyone)
Fact.
-bd :yup:
Might have been believable if you didn't say he was canadian, a step too far.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieQuote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
You're not even British,cunt. You were dropped off,outside of
an english home...by your real parents. (who are Canadian)
Everyone knows that. (everyone)
Fact.
-bd :yup:
I know... a tad over the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by callumMight have been believable if you didn't say he was canadian, a step too far.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
-bd
I was going to suggest Texan, but that would cause all sorts of problems. do any texans know where england is? do any texans have a passport? do any texans actually know there's other places in the world apart from texaco?Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieI know... a tad over the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
-bd
Might be best just to go with welsh.
Not much fun for the Welsh during the Ramadam; when Goats and Sheep were historically already at a premium, also due to the continued pressure from the foreign British Government policy of making a Muslin Ghetto out of Cardiff and LLANFAIRPWLL GWYN GYLL GO GER YCH WYRN DROB WLL LLANTYSILIO GO GO GOCH,! It's a dangerous time for the first row in the Welsh National Rugby team too, in the Scrumdowns just before sunset.. This due to the insistence and interference of the Islamic union for equal rights, who negotiated with the Welsh National Goat board, two more Muslims into the second row, claiming this brings it more in line with the European policy for a multi cultural society.:O
Bah another good reason to remain vegetarian
Did you get lnyx's punchline, you look a little disa-balled. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
That was meant to be my punchline.
Which is not the same as castrated, luckily for you.
In between now and then, the forum's been erm, hacked, on you first day as Security Chef well done Garry..
Yes, which is why I am going off for a weeks holiday to Flieland. Give you a break, from my stupidities and inane ramblings;
ariverderci
Yes, which is why I am going off for a weeks holiday to Flieland. Give you a break, from my stupidities and inane ramblings;:wave:
ariverderci
Buh bye Nigel, enjoy your hols. :wave:
:yahoo:
I do not like pork.(I'll eat it though if I have to) Give me some cow (hmmm red meat) . or vegetarian food which I eat more regulary these days.
crap, i have bacon everyday---and ham---well it just rules!!
Bacon butties FTW and spare ribs.
Thank you dear Lilmiss :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss