3 inches

A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.
Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of
Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the
gentleman over there, "indicating to him. She regards the wine coolly for a
second and decides to send a note over to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this
bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own to the
lady. It read:

"For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,
a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage; plus............. I have
over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
back."

:lol::lol: :lol: this is gr8 one m8

gr8, funny:lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

lol

awesome lol, too bad for a girl...I really liked it :)

Well maybe he just needs to let his cock go back to its relaxed state

No need to cut it then

that was funny
:lol:

good one :D

lol)))))

Lol , nice one! :D

lol, nice joke, im 10 inches too btw :)

Love it! I always wonder who actually makes up the jokes? I have never met anyone that actually writes jokes like these, not standup comedy - but actual jokes...