Nasty Sex Joke

okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.



One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.


As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.




Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!



Lettuce!!!



Tomato!!!




She screams.




Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!



Whoa!!!



PULL IT OUT!!!





PULL IT OUT NOW!!!




I can't get pregnant!




Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face.

Hope you like it:w00t::lol::naughty:;)

Old, but still disgusting.

old

1st time hearing it. Funny enough.

nice but kinda sick

nice one

Ownt.

:)

Hehe thats pretty funny

ahah

haha

never heard that one its pretty funny:D

nice one :D

good one:D

not funny. its a bad joke

I didnt laugh out loud or anything.. but it was alright ;)

lol! good one

old but funny

Heard it a while back, but still gets a chuckle from me :D

ouch, but funny

Prefect m8

thanks

Oldie but a goody