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How dull a thread do you think we can manage? I know there are a lot out there but none intentional (that I know)
By the way, I got my guard dog on standby just waiting for sombody to attempt a hijacking. Yeah, billy, this covers you! :P
http://www.vomartileskennel.com/images/onduty0.jpg
Zzzzzzz..........
:P
his ears just pricked up....
BTW: I notice the irony of this hijack-like post but it has to be done to keep you naughty mice in line!
:sleeping:
me's a good mouse!!!!!!!
Me was just being bored......... :D
Ooooohhh so you have the idea!
NOTHING interesting allowed in here.
In 1990, 15,000 Americans suffered vacuum cleaner-related accidents.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Humans have around 600 muscles in their bodies. Caterpillars have 4000.
The shortest war in the world was between Britain and Zanzibar and lasted for 38 minutes. Britain won.
James Caan is rumoured to have slept with 17 Playboy 'Playmates of the Month' - in order.
81% of Hollywood movies made between 1938 and 1985 contain the line "Let's get outta here!".
It is possible to survive on a diet of nothing but potatoes.
Former USA President John F. Kennedy once said "Ich bin ein berliner." to a German audience in Berlin. This actually means "I am a doughnut.".
The average person swallows three spiders every year.
Nicotine is more addictive than crack, and alcohol is more addictive than heroin.
Worldwide, over 3,000,000 people are dollar millionaires.
The pop group with the most Grammy awards is apparently 5th Dimension. Ever heard of them? Me neither.
In Australia, sheep outnumber humans by ten to one. In New Zealand, it's almost twenty to one.
In Brazil, 1996, a goat was assassinated by a political death squad because, when its owner entered it for the mayoral elections as a joke, it was getting better opinion-poll ratings than the current Mayor at the time.
Celluloid was originally used for shirt-collars. However, it was extremely flammable, as many cigarette smokers discovered.
To get round local sex laws, prostitutes in Odessa have converted a spare submarine into a floating knocking shop, which sails into international waters before the action begins.
The Apollo 12 mission had stowaways on it - cockroaches.
An Olympic Gold Medal only contains 6g of gold.
Watching TV is less tiring (uses less calories) than sleeping.
Each year, every man, woman and child in Britain gives the equivalent of 14p to the Queen.
MAFIA is an acronym for "Morte Alla Francia Italia Anela", or "Death to the French is Italy's cry".
Sales of Pledge furniture polish were low in Holland when it was first released. 'Pledge' means 'piss' in Dutch.
Robots in Japanese factories have to join unions.
The shortest TV advert ever lasted 3 seconds. It was for the Guinness Book of Records.
The October 1989 issue of Business Weekly had 829½ pages of adverts.
The president of 20th Century Fox Studios said in 1946 "Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures for more than six months. People will get bored of staring at a plywood box every night."
/me yawns
:sleeping: knew all that :P
/me watches my budgie try to kill her mirror
Sum intersting reading there lamsey
Interesting... since I am reliably informed that some of it is actually bullshit :PQuote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@2 July 2003 - 00:01
:sleeping: knew all that :P
AAAh you see, knew that too :PQuote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@2 July 2003 - 00:04
Interesting... since I am reliably informed that some of it is actually bullshit :P
:sleeping:
What a coincidence - I'm off to :sleeping: too
/me copies A Hanson CD and prods my evil budgie
Yawn
/me wants a budgie to prod, looks like it's airgun-out-the-window-at-a-pigeon time again
/me informs bo that my budgie is called pigeon and she's evil
/me thinks thats a bit TOO interesting for this thread and whistles for the dog.
/me scurries and lets evil pigeon loose on the dog
:P
im bored
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttt ttttttttttttooooooooooooooooo kkkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww ssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhh
hhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
So do i but who knows when it will happen
ha.....ha..............ha.......................ha..................................haerrrrrrrr
whatever :blink:
one time my dog ran 9 mph
omfg this could turn into the biggest spam post in the world 2!!!!
nah... :P
My dog's head weighs 4 1/2 lbs....my wife's cat weighs 6 1/4 lbs. :o
(Shocking and bizarre facts from the Riddler household.) :o
Remain calm.
i never had a dog but if i did he would be the coolest dog in the world like super dog or something or another. well ummmmmm ya uhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmm how about them knicks. :blink:
i have a cat. an evil cat
i have a dog. a nice dog.
bo stop ravaging that cat from behind, please.
http://www.rtl.nl/_internal/cimg!0/x...al11v1ql7b.jpg
watch this gras grow!
I'm sorry to break this to you jetje, but unless you stop those things from jiggling and bouncing in our faces, you run the risk of being barred from replying to this particular topic! :P
Mod or not....they definitely do not induce boredom !
No it doesn't. (But you already knew, didn't you Bo?)Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@2 July 2003 - 00:58
Sales of Pledge furniture polish were low in Holland when it was first released. 'Pledge' means 'piss' in Dutch.
http://www.pacland.cc/homer/ZFcUJAGHZ.jpg
Yup, I know all. Nothing interesting here :P
this is boring, who made this thread?
someone should start flaming or something to make this interesting
I made the thread :D
on the lines of that pledge thing theres a photo of my sister in front of a poster for fart cleaning products, i think its from denmark or somewhere
YAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnn :sleeping:
all u seem to do is sleep you bum, so off ye go !!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@2 July 2003 - 20:16
YAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwnn :sleeping:
mmmmmm pointless bump-ery
did you say pointless bumpery? :o